Week Five Video Clips

Chores

This is from last Friday - Ori tells us that it’s chore day.  Mike asks Steph if she was sending out tweets requesting this.  Apparently, now that Robin left, she’s the only one that cleans.  Here’s how the vote worked out:  Andrea - wash sheets/towels, Erica - vacuum, Gene - supervise, Holly - scrub the bathroom, Jeffrey - windows, Joy - dust and polish, Mike - sweep and mop entire house.  Steph - clean out the fridge.  Gene gets a hat that says “supervisor.”  It looks like he may be helping a little.  Holly doesn’t know how to clean, but Stephanie gives her credit for trying.  The look on Andrea’s face watching Holly clean the mirror is priceless - I’m fairly certain it matches my own exactly.  Holly runs water in the sink, flicks droplets at the mirror, and then pulls a squeegee down it.  Can someone get this girl some Windex?  And maybe a rag or paper towel?  

                                      

Creeper

Jeffrey is lying on the lawn, at night, alone.  Erica and Joy are inside, snuggling on the couch.  We cut back and forth to Jeffrey wandering around, in a hoodie, and their conversation (no more kissy-face with Kevin).  Joy and Erica kiss.  Erica calls Jeffrey out for being creepy, and he says, “Don’t throw stones….” through the glass.  It’s creepy, yet bizarrely awesome.

Half Shirts

From two weeks ago - Ori tells the Glassmates that they’ll be wearing half-shirts all day.   These shirts are tiny.  The mens’ shirts barely cover their nipples.  The girls dance around, having a good time.  For the 2,000th time, we hear Andrea say that modesty is important to her.  Holly says that she likes her.  Kevin, “Yeah - you would!”  Awesome.

Knock First

Mike is bitching about the other players.  “Snobs vs. Slobs.”  Wanting to live with a minimal standard of cleanliness in a house with 10 other people does not make a person a snob.  Also, I imagine that there’s nothing better to do than clean in that house. Oh, wait.  You could lie around all day and bitch about the person who is cleaning.  Basically, they’re all bitching about Stephanie because she’s wandering around collecting laundry.  Stephanie and Joy wander in the bedroom to socialize with everyone else, and Mike tells them that they should have knocked so he could have told them not to come in.  Steph thinks they’re kidding, because no one would really be that rude, but - apparently, yes, they would.  Everyone sits in awkward silence until Joy and Stephanie leave.  Wow.  Just… wow.  These are the people who want to “expose” everyone else for what they are?  

Team Draft

Ashley and Holly picking their teams.  We already know what happened.  Ashley got first pick, because she had more votes than Holly.  Shocking.  Jeffrey was excited to be picked first, but he also recognized that Holly wanted to lose because she picked the “gay, fat kid” first.  They didn’t even try to make this not obvious by acting like they didn’t know exactly who they were picking from the beginning.

Workable Bonds

Jeffrey is telling Erica and Joy that Stephanie told him that the others believe they have the only real alliance.  Erica is wearing that amazing green dress.  The good guys have a “workable bond.”  Cut to a different day, Erica wearing a different dress, talking about how she dislikes the word “alliance.”  The alliance makes me think of the jerky government in Firefly, so I’m OK with that.  Jeffrey tells us in confession that the house is completely divided.  He’s confident that he’s on the right side.  Joy tells us that she thinks her side has more of a bond with the viewers (which is the whole idea).  Erica says that she’s working for the Force, not the Dark Side.  Awesome.  This video is really longer than it needs to be, though, and I’ve just hit all the high points for you.  You’re welcome.