Andrea: “I hate everyone but Mike and Kevin. I love my wonderful husband, Kevin. Oops… I mean, Kris.”
Ashley: “It’s hard being the least liked person in the house. Please vote for me.”
Erica: “Giving Kevin another shot blew up horribly. That sucks.” Erica is awesome and her tweets are awesome. I want to be Erica when I grow up.
Gene: “I’ve decided to tweet constantly, because it’s way cooler in the Twitter booth than in The Glass House. I <3 Joy. #TopTrendingTweets @CelebritiesThatHaveNothingToDoWithThisTweet.”
Holly: “ThistotallyblowsbutI’mgoingtohavetogohomethisweekaasdljfa ;djfkal;djf;asStategyStrategyVoteforMe!adf9a8d[f8asdpadsfasdfasdf asdfadsVoteForMe!SupremeTeamHAHAHAHAHATHATRHYMESIMadeAPoem!!WOO-HOOOOOO!!!asdfasdkjjk;asd…. Seriously, though, vote for me, because I’m screwed.”
Jeffrey: “Hey, if you’re one of the prior eliminated players, can you ask all your fans to vote for me? Unless you’re Robin, because I assume you can’t manage that. Mike and Andrea sucks, Holly is annoying, yay food, and I heart Erica.”
Joy: Joy actually didn’t send any tweets for seven days (other than the suspicious one below), then mostly threw shout-outs at Playboy and her daughter, then reminded us all that Kevin is a jackass (apparently because something new happened).
There’s something wrong with Joy’s feed, as I can only assume that she didn’t write this Tweet about what an assholes she is. Seriously, ABC, I am positive that you can find someone who is willing to work for $8/hour and knows how to use Twitter. My teenage niece is available until classes start in September.
Kevin: “Huh. I just realized that there’s this thing called “Twitter” that I can use to communicate with the viewers. I also just realized that I’m screwed if people don’t start voting for me. I wonder how I can put these two bits of information together….”
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Mike: “If I pretend to love everyone on TeamAwesome, maybe I won’t be up for Team Captain again next week. Please ignore everything you see in the videos and live feeds and believe only my tweets. You are getting very sleepy….”
Stephanie: “Unlike Mike, I’m not lying when I say that I like some of the other players. And unlike Mike, I don’t think the viewers are a bunch of mindless assholes. Also unlike Mike, I do what the viewers say - Gene and I are the only ones.” (Ok, I added all of the unlike Mike parts. She’s not as snotty as I am.)
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