Live Feed - Monday, July 16, Part 2

• They’re still discussing Social Networking.  Joy thinks that Facebook stalking creates opportunities.  That is true…  Anyway, I don’t really care what any of these people think of social networking.  My floors look nice, though.
• Ori welcomes all of the new viewers to hour 3 of the live feeds.  Is she going to waste our time by asking three times who they want back, instead of only twice?  Because that would be obnoxious.
• Gene chooses to debate capital punishment against Erica.  Does the death penalty save lives?  My initial inclination is to say, no, killing people does not save lives.  That seems obvious.  I note that Gene is doing well in this debate, but I honestly don’t care.  Erica says that she cannot debate in favor of the death penalty.  That’s unfortunate, because a lawyer has to be able to argue things he doesn’t necessarily believe.  Guess that’s why she quit law school.
• I was going to comment here, but no one cares what I think about the death penalty.
• Stephanie thinks Joy looks like Wonder Woman.  Joy is debating about vaccines for kids.  What’s the question?  Like, you don’t want to vaccinate children against things like polio?  Why not?  Anyway, she chooses to debate against Mike.
• Oh, nevermind.  They’re arguing for whether a vaccine should be parent’s choice or government mandated.  That makes more sense.
• Mike takes a stance that he doesn’t really believe which is - poke everyone!  Make everyone get all the shots!  We need the government to think for people who can’t think for themselves - whether it’s because they’re young or stupid.  Interesting debate tactic.
• Joy points out that it’s insane to insist on HPV vaccines for teenage girls, acknowledging that the girls are sexually active, but deny them sex ed and not teach them how to protect themselves.  Excellent point, Joy.
• Mike is debating The Patriot Act against Stephanie, because she’s the smartest person there and he says that no one will expect him to win.  
• I’m OK with Mike debating in favor of privacy, because he’s not addicted to posting his entire life on Facebook.
• Mike loses the debate by responding to Steph’s argument with, “I fart in your general direction.”  
• Erica starts talking about how she hates being watched all the time.  I love that Mike doesn’t get that she’s joking.

                                      

• Apparently, the debating is done, and they’re having an outdoor toga dance party in the dark.  Ori tells them that they’re getting pizza delivered.  Woo!
• Damn, I was hoping for an actual pizza delivery man coming up the tubes, but it’s just boxes of pizza in the drawer.  
• Didn’t they just get bar food?  Are they still hungry?  Why do I care?
• Ori asks someone is they often leave food on the floor.  Is she talking to Erica?  No, apparently, it’s Joy and the others.  Anyway, Ori tells them that they’re going to play either Ping Pong or Foozball.  Not beer pong?
• Drunk people playing ping pong!
• We head into the bathroom, where drunk Joy, Erica, and Jeffrey are talking while Erica puts on lip gloss.  Erica is concerned that, with Andrea in limbo, one of them will be Team Captain.  She’s most likely correct - it’ll be Mike and one of Team Awesome, because Kevin is just too popular to be captain right now.
• We hear Erica say that she moved on because Kevin wasn’t giving her any attention.  She is very open about having a sexual attraction to him.  She said that it’s hard for her to sleep when he prances around without a shirt on, and she can’t sleep, so, if he doesn’t wear a shirt, she’s going to put on a tiny nightie and ask him if it makes him feel sleepy.  Are they in the Enemies room this week?  We saw Jeffrey/Andrea, but that was last week.  That would be pretty funny.
• Erica is very concerned that her “fake real hair” came from a corpse, or maybe that it was taken from someone who wanted their hair but was too poor.
• Jeffrey, “It’ll grow back. They don’t care.”  True story.  I would sell my hair if it were a remotely attractive color.
• Back outside, more Ping Pong.
• Looks like they also have Foozball.  Games are played, people score points.  Someone may or may not have won.
• Erica may be drunk, but she correctly notes that this is not compelling television, and no one wants to watch this crap.
• As the West Coast tunes in, Ori asks the players to talk about Holly v. Andrea again.  Go ahead and scroll up.  I’m just glad that there’s only an hour left.
• In the confessional, Jeffrey says that Andrea is 100% confident she’ll be back, which is an excellent reason to send her home.  I love that.  Vote for Holly!
• This is a teeny bit more interesting than the earlier question, because they are freaking hammered.
• Erica wants to be Cate Blanchett, because she wins Oscars.  That’s the best part of her Andrea v. Holly commentary.
• I’d like to take a moment to thank Ori for killing time with something that I can completely ignore.
• From Steph’s answer, I glean that the limboed characters go into limbo on Thursday.  Steph also notes that the fans told Holly she had a better chance in limbo against Andrea.
• In the living room, Erica is sad that Kevin isn’t paying attention to her.  It’s getting more and more difficult to feel sorry for her when she keeps going back to Kevin, who is treating her like crap.  I’ll cut her some slack, though, because she’s drunk and sad.
• Erica is worried that people will vote for her just because they feel sorry for her.  That’s better than not voting for you at all, though.
• We learn that, in high school, Erica was voted onto the Homecoming court but turned it down, because she didn’t like the voting criteria.  Erica wants an Oscar for looking like Cate Blanchett.  She wants to be Glass House queen.  Steph says that should be Jeffrey.  Anyway, she notes that, while Erica’s toga is beautiful, it’s not really modern, and they were supposed to modernize it.  That explains why most of them added paint and stuff.
• In the year, Mike is twirling around, tweeting, and acting like a bird.  He’s completely alone, and obviously hammered.  This is so bizarre.  I’m a little afraid.  
• Back inside, Steph and Erica have decided that Mike should be the Glass House queen.  Steph says that Jeffrey can be king, but Erica wants to be queen and king.  She’s so drunk.  Joy randomly tells us that Erica is wearing black panties.
• Erica keeps insisting that she’s Cate Blanchett at the Oscar’s.  I would say to take her adult beverage away but, let’s be honest - this is by far the most interesting part of the four hours (even though the producers have now muted her, so I have no idea what she’s saying).

                                                                  

• I double check to make sure that I didn’t accidentally mute my computer, because I feel like there should be sound by now.
• She and Kevin are now acting out some bizarre dance.  I still can’t hear anything.  Is Erica crying?  Now, she’s just resting her head on Kevin’s chest.  Really, honey, he’s not that hot.  His grey hair is annoying.  He’s far too young not to die it, and it makes him look the same age as Mike.  Seriously, from a distance, I sometimes can’t tell them apart.
• This is annoying.  Give me sound or turn the whole thing off.
• Stephanie and Joy start dancing, too, as do Gene and Jeffrey.  Mike is dancing with himself.  He seems to be really enjoying stroking his own back.  Maybe I’m glad I can’t hear this.
• Thank God there are only five minutes left.
• Lalalalala.  Joy’s talking, Gene is talking, there’s no sound.  I imagine they’re saying good night to the viewers, but I don’t know.  That’s what it looks like, since they’re all gathered in the living room, and the camera is zooming in one by one.
• Since the sound isn’t working, there’s no point in continuing to watch the secret extra footage.  I’m out!