Live Feed - Tuesday, July 17, afternoon
- I have a dinner party this evening, and I’ve decided that the live feed provides an excellent opportunity to do all my prep work.
- Joy is brushing her teeth! HOW FASCINATING!
- In the living room, Ori reminds us to vote to bring Holly back.
- Today, they’re diving in the hot tub for stones. They pick one up, see a dare on it, and have to do what it says. She’ll provided props as needed, or the viewers will vote on people to participate.
- Weird. We randomly go to a video of Andrea talking to Gene, about how he’s playing the best game, and he’s a wild card and…. what’s going on? This is clearly from before, because Gene is wearing Jeffrey’s clothes. I guess she’s bitching that he said they were OK, then voted for her. That’s silly, because (a) he voted for Kevin and (b) we could see that this was awhile ago.
- Any way, on to the diving.
- Kevin is first, and his stone is blank. He dropped it, which he wasn’t supposed to do.
- Jeffrey doesn’t dive so much as gingerly submerge himself. His stone says “wedgie.” There’s a question of whether he is giving or receiving. OK, we’re supposed to vote on who should give it. I don’t want to. Shockingly, everyone votes for Mike.
- Ori, “Jeffrey, how do you feel right now?” Jeffrey, “I feel violated!” Poor guy.
- Mike is next. His stone is blank. He says it was Kevin’s, and he tosses it out to get another one. It says, “Raspberry.”
- I vote for him to put a raspberry on Kevin’s stomach, because that would be funny. Jeffrey agrees with me. Smart guy. I knew there was a reason I liked him. Mike wants to give a raspberry to Joy. vcderttgfrethyjgrtyuikjhtr o;.,kjmhnbgt /≥,bgfe34m <- I got bored, so I decided to clean my keyboard.
- Really? Joy won? She asks for it on her shoulder, but the dare was stomach.
- Erica’s stone says “spank.” She has to get spanked by everyone? Why not just one other person, like the others? Lame!
- Stephanie got a blank stone, but she apparently had an awesome dive. Ori gave her style points. I missed it, because I wasn’t paying attention.
- Gene is next. I don’t think diving headfirst into a hot tub is a good idea. I think I’d pick the stone up with my feet. Anyway, Gene comes up with a stone in his mouth. It says “thumb?” He’s concerned. Erica thinks that sounds ominous.
- Ok. He has to suck someone’s thumb for 30 seconds. Hmmm…. Mike or Kevin? Decisions, decisions.
- Gene tells us that he’d like to suck Joy’s thumb, but it might be funnier if it was Jeffrey.
- Ewwwwwwwwwww! Mike says he’s going to stick his thumb in his ass first. DON’T VOTE FOR MIKE, PEOPLE!
- Anyway, Joy wins, of course. Do the three remaining viewers really like her? Awww - unlike Mike, she offers to go wash her hands first.
- This is a little more erotic than everyone was expecting. I think most of them are a little uncomfortable.
- Joy dives last. She picks it up with her feet, which is what I would have done. She gets another blank.
- Kevin goes in again. His stone says, “Magic.”
- We have to vote for someone to draw a mustache on Kevin. Erica - duh.
- She gives him a Hitler stache. I love her.
- Erica tells Ori that it was good for her. I wish she hadn’t done the beard, also.
- I'd rather watch him do actual magic.
- Jeffrey, Part Deux. “Feet.”
- Someone says that Erica has smelly feet, so she says Joy has monkey toes. Joy and Erica link toes, bizarrely.
- Thankfully, the stone actually said “knees,” so we don’t have to watch Jeffrey suck anyone’s toes. Ori dares him to crawl on his hands and knees for the rest of the hour.
- He crawls near the couch and sits. There is some discussion as to whether he has to stay in that position when not in transit. No one cares.
- Mike. “Cocktail.”
- Stephanie mentions that, as a child, she used to mix potions, hoping to eventually find the right combination to give her super powers. She then wonders if that’s why she became a chemist.
- Ori tells Mike that she prepared a condiment cocktail for him. Ick.
- Ewww…. he gets a sundae glass with mayo, mustard, ketchup, relish, and whipped cream with a cherry. I’m a little concerned he’s going to vomit. There’s no way I would eat that.
- Ori points out that it’s a dare, and he’s not required to eat it. I wonder what the consequences for refusal are.
- Nevermind. He’s just hamming it up for the cameras. Spitting it out and eating it again. This is gross.
- I have to say - there’s a big difference between a sundae and a cocktail.
- Ori sends Erica into the hot tub for a stone while Mike continues eating. I imagine he’ll do it faster w/o everyone staring at him. “British”. She gets to change her citizenship? SWEET! Ori dares her to speak with a British accent for the rest of the hour. Bloody ‘ell, that’s brilliant! I’m so glad this wasn’t my dare, because I can’t do accents.
- Stephanie got another blank stone. No dares for her.
- Gene. Another blank stone. He asks to pick again, but Ori says no.
- Did I miss a dare for Joy? Whatever. Oh. I think I now understand why she’s wearing a Ronald McDonald wig.
- Kevin. Makeover. I vote that he should get a makeover from Jeffery, because I want to see Kevin in a funny wig, sunglasses, and a dress. Jeffrey wins! Probably because no one else is watching this. Kevin does look very nice with the smokey eyes. Jeffrey probably should have covered his five o’clock shadow, though (at noon).
- Jeffrey gets another stone, which says “Blindfold.” He’s a little nervous. I vote for Stephanie to lead him around, because she hasn’t really gotten to do anything but sit around and look pretty.
- Mike wins. I wonder if I can use the percentages to figure out how many people are watching...
- Jeffrey tells us that no blindfold is needed, as he’s completely blind without his glasses. He puts it on, anyway. Mike is just taking him around the living room. Really?
- Mike is going next, so he leads Jeffrey near the hot tub. Jeffrey tells us that Gene puts mustard on his eggs for breakfast. Ew. Gene says that it’s actually much less gross than that, because he’s making eggs sammiches. I respectfully disagree. Anyway, Mike’s stone says “Eel.” Silence. He flips it over. “Feet!” I vote that Mike should give Gene a foot massage while the girls fight over it.
- Gene wins. I’m glad it’s 4, because that means this is over and I can go watch something that is actually entertaining. Erica is narrating in her British accent so Jeffrey can “see” what’s happening. Apparently, Mike only did one foot. That’s pathetic.
- Erica is up next. “Makeout.” We’ve voting on who she should make out with. One guess who’s likely to win this one. Oh! She gets to pick, rather than the viewers.
- She’s already kissed Kevin and Jeffrey.
- She says that Jeffrey was the best make-out she had in this house. Ooooh, snap! Take that, Kevin!
- Ori suggests that she consider who the viewers want to see her make out with. Mike leads Jeffrey to Erica so we can watch some awkward kissing.
- I wish I could borrow Jeffrey’s blindfold. Kevin looks disgusted and appalled.
- Apparently, Jeffrey didn’t brush his teeth this morning.
- Stephanie, again. She got one! It says “Spank.” She asks if there were two in there. It would be funny to watch blindfolded Jeffrey try to spank her. Beyond that, I don’t care. I’m guessing that people will pick Mike, because he hates her.
- Gene? Interesting choice. He asks to clarify how many. Ori told him to be gentle, and he is.
- Joy. But, see, it’s after 4, and I have things to do. Plus, in five hours, there’s more. So, stop this. She got a blank one. Good.
- Apparently, Joy has some sort of swimsuit malfunction, because it keeps going to blue screen. Ori asks her to pick up the last stone and bring it to Gene, but she says there are two left. Hmmm….
- Gene goes in one last time. I hope he also pulls a blank, because I’m done with this. “Players”? If he gets to punch all the other players, I’ll be sad that Andrea isn’t there. Oh! We get to pick a player to dare Gene to do something! Who is least likely to dare him to kiss Joy?
- Ori reminds them to keep it “slightly PG.” Gene tells us that he thinks Mike might be the most original, but he doesn’t care who we pick.
- Ori tells them to think of dares, just in case.
- Mike edges out Joy, but only slightly. Mike asks for the condiment cocktail. He then asks if Gene can make out with Jeffrey for 30 seconds. Ori, “This is your dare.”
- Mike says that he dares Gene to either make out with Jeffrey for 30 seconds, or eat a cookie. The dare makes more sense when we learn that Gene doesn’t eat cookies. What the heck? Why would anyone not eat cookies?
- Gene would prefer not to kiss Jeffrey, but he grabs a cookie. At Ori’s prompting, he tells us that in the first episode, Alex told him not to eat any more cookies (and he hadn’t actually eaten any). So, he vowed not to eat any cookies in the Glass House.
- Gene decides to combine the two. He puts a cookie in Jeffrey’s mouth, then eats the other half. Niiiiiiiice. Who’s hungry? No, me, neither.
- Poor Jeffrey gets no cookie and no kiss.
- Ori reminds us that voting on Holly v. Andrea closes in 45 minutes. VOTE FOR HOLLY!
- After they’re told the live feed has ended, Gene tells us that Mike picked the worst possible cookie. If he’d been handed an Oreo, he would have just eaten it, no problem. Instead, he actually considered kissing Jeffrey to avoid eating an oatmeal raisin cookie. Poor thing.
- I really don’t need to see Mike and Kevin shower.
- In the kitchen, Gene asks Steph if he thinks they wanted him or Joy to get the make out stone, or if it was intended for Erica and Kevin. He suggests that Erica should have picked Kevin because it was her one shot to get to kiss him again, but they agree that she made the better choice.
- Kevin and Mike are, once again, whispering in the bedroom. They’re bitching, but it’s quiet. All I can hear is that Stephanie wasn’t a part of whatever it was that upset them. I guess Mike thinks the feed went well for him and suggests that people like him.
- In the background, I can see Jeffrey in the shower. That’s simply not necessary.
- Kevin leaves the room, and Gene is trying to figure out what to wear. Mercifully, the feed ends here.
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