Alex: There are no tweets from Alex all week. I’m worried this is a trick on ABC’s part to make us think he’s gone when he isn’t. Either way, I mention him because he hasn’t been “officially” eliminated yet.
Andrea: “I love my husband so much, I’m going to tell him to create a coded Twitter ID and hope that no one I know cracks the code and sets up that ID first.” She also said that it’s sad when bad things happen to good people, which makes me think the characters may be showing interesting stories that ABC probably won’t air, unless it’s full of drama and bullshit.
Apollo: “I love everyone else in the house, still. Except Gene, because he cheated when I was team captain and got me sent to limbo. Eff you, Gene. Blah, blah zen master, I have a real strategy and a fake strategy. I will test your character and you will fail. Just kidding, I love Gene and promised not to vote for him.” Wait - what? I thought you already promised to vote for the person who drew the four. Does that mean Gene gets a pass if he doesn’t draw the four? I’m so confused.
Ashley: “Woo-hoo! It’s my birthday! I love the show, I love my fans, watch, vote for me, and thanks for giving me easy words to spell. You only fail by not trying, Jeffrey’s a good cook, and we’re going to play hide & seek now.” Ashley also posted the following bizarre tweet, which I thought meant she was incredibly self-centered, but her friends tell me that was ABC screwing up. Considering how they screwed up the tweets last week, I’m inclined to believe her friends. See for yourself:
Erica: “Don’t be fooled by what you see on TV. I have an awesome body, and I know it. Kevin has such powerful sperm that he can knock you up with a high-5. Gene and I are going to have babies and sell them on eBay. I love Gary Busey.” Erica is actually way funnier than I am, so check her out yourself. She also says that Stephanie is amazing and deserves to win, which reinforces my belief that someone (now, Stephanie) told a really good personal story that ABC probably won’t let us see.
Gene: “I’m so glad that Ori told us the top five trending hashtags so I can throw them into all of my tweets in addition to random celebrity names, both to increase my exposure and piss people off. I love women. P.S. I didn’t cheat in the challenge.”
Holly:“WhatIwastryinglastweekdidn’tworksoheregoesnewstrategy:kjasduawiuajk;kladslkdjs;akl;sadfkl;ajdsklai;IrockedthisweekschallengenotlikedirtycheaterGenedsjrai;weriowaeru;aroiwstrategy0ioja;ajsdfvoteformeajlkdj;asjlastrategyaaweiraIloveJesus(heyitworksforAndreaWhyshouldshegetallthereligiousvotes?)kl;ajdl;laksdjfal;kfjakjvoteformestrategystrategyvotevotevotevotevote394paiu903ia;ofjai;fjdkls;kldsfmjla;sdfj poiaweu ;dfjkladsfasur09[3q uioa;ru90[3u ijoa;jVOTEFORMEICANHAZSTRATEGY!!”
Seriously, she’s like a hyperactive puppy with ADD who’s been drinking Red Bull. She has 258 tweets. Most of the others have less than 100. And Jeffrey and Mike combine for less than 50.
Jeffrey: “I’m super gay. No, really. SUPER gay. And I'm fabulous. ”
Joy: “I love my viewers. I was in Playboy. Everyone go look at naked pictures of me.”
Kevin: “I don’t need Twitter to win this thing, so I’m not going to bother.”
Mike: “I’m Irish. I hate everyone in the house.”
Robin: “DO NOT MESS WITH ME, PEOPLE! I AM FREAKING EXHAUSTED AND I WILL EFF YOU UP! P.S. Someone else needs to clean the bathroom for a change.” Well, to be fair, I’d be pissed if I were getting no sleep and forced to clean a bathroom for 14 people who were given nothing but vegetables to eat for 24 hours. I’m shuddering just thinking about it.
Stephanie: “Wow, you guys like me! My friends are watching! I love the viewers! I had an awesome day. I finally opened up, and Jeffrey’s an awesome cook.” See? She did talk about something interesting. After reading Starcasm and other blogs, I imagine that she told people what happened to her husband, which is super sad and makes me tear up every time I think about it.
Randomly, I love that Ori now has her very own Twitter feed as well. Unfortunately, she hasn't really said anything of substance.
OK, also, like five of them mention Jeffrey’s french toast casserole so, while I’m doing this summary, my stomach is growling. I’m starving.
***UPDATE*** ABC runs the Twitter feed on a rather obnoxious delay, so all the interesting stuff was posted Saturday, despite the fact that they're sequestered on Fridays and no one was in the house over the weekend. I mention this only so I can add the following interesting bits of information from the end of the week's feed.
- The players were definitely asked about their views on equality and letting people marry whoever they want. Andrea alienated the entire gay community - and Kevin shot himself in the foot by siding with her. It will be very interesting to see who votes for them next week, after the episode airs (if they show it).
- Erica and Stephanie tweeted in support of gay rights. Jefrey didn't comment, other than to say Happy Pride.
- The players were forced to wear mittens for 24 hours, which makes doing everything more difficult. Gene and Stephanie noted that it gives them more compassion for the disabled. All liberal Kevin/Andrea fans switch to Gene/Stephanie.
- No tweets from Holly or Apollo, suggesting either that the other contestants murdered Holly and set Apollo up to take the fall, or both are in limbo.
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