More Video Clips from Week 1

Hey, ABC?  You could try showing us some video clips from Week 2.  That would be nice.  I'm just sayin'.

Mike and Kevin Strategy

Mike and Kevin are in the community bedroom, packing to go home.  I can only assume this is from Week 1, since we still haven’t seen any video clips from week 2.  Mike says that Robin is run down and might not come back.  Wow.  It is a whole house full of quitters?  Mike says that ABC must be planning for a double elimination at some point, so her quitting will not make a big difference.  Mike thinks that he, Kevin, and Ashley are the only normal people in the house.  Kevin wants to bring Andrea onto their team.  They decide they don’t need Robin, because she’s going to vote for them, anyway.  They don’t want her to participate in any decision-making, but they’ll pretend she’s on their team.  This must be from last week, because it explains all of them hanging out in the bathroom during the live feed last week.  They talk about how Robin’s losing it.  This  video doesn’t do anything to make me like either of them.  Kevin says he just wants to form alliances and take control of the house and turn it into their own little puppet theater before it's too late. Hmmmmm….

                    

Modesty

This is the same shot of Andrea and Erica by the hot tub as before.  Did they expand it, or does Erica wander in and out 17 times while Andrea sits there alone?  Andrea says that modesty is very important to her, and she only wears shorts working out or in the pool.  Her daughter wants a bikini.  How old is she?  Andrea tells us that she’s never worn a bikini in her life, and she doesn’t intend to start now.  Apparently, in her husband’s Mormon community growing up, bikinis were allowed when swimming.  Do they go over the magic underwear?  Erica says that she likes to wear things that make her look pretty.  Who doesn’t?  Oh - Andrea.  Nevermind.  Erica is freaked out by how early girls are sexualized these days.  It’s getting weird how I agree with almost everything she says.  “Let them be kids!” she cries, as the screen fades to black.

Gay Bars

Everyone is in the kitchen.  Kevin asks Mike if he’s ever been to a gay bar.  Mike says that he has, but it was really awkward.  He gives a shout out to the Ram Rod in the South End in Boston.  He said he was suprised they were “regular dudes” and not all “swishy.”  He put his ass up against the wall.  *sigh*  Dude, they can tell that you’re street, and they’re not going to rape you.  He refused to go to the bathroom, because he was afraid of “trannys” in the bathroom. He had his wife’s friends create a “lesbian human barricade” to wander around.  Mike was really bothered that gays look and talk just like him.  Oh, Mike - is there no way to make you happy?  Should we all wear stars on our foreheads?

Bed Bugs
Alex and Jacob are lying in bed, whining about how they sucked at the challenge and they’re going to limbo.  Alex thinks people will be voting on “hot” Jacob v. “wild” Alex. Jacob really isn’t that great-looking.  Especially after he starts talking.  Jacob thinks he’s absolutely going home.  Alex tells him that people will vote for him because he’s “the male model.”  Whatever, dude.”  Alex is such a douche.  Jacob echos my, “Whatever.” and they go to bed.  No, unfortunately, not together.

Veggies Poll

The chimes sound, and the contestants gather in the living room.  They’re watching the “all fruits vs. all veggies” results, so this is also really old.  Someone asks if french fries are a vegetable.  This is really weird - that’s bizarre, merry-go-round type music, and it’s covering all the things the players say.  The only other comment I catch is, “Tomato is a fruit,” from Joy, I think.  I don’t think she’s actually holding a tomato, but I do think I see some in the box.  Really, ABC?  And potatoes are roots, not vegetables.  Yes, there’s a difference.  Anyway, we fade out on a picture of Erica kicking back, munching on a carrot.