Week 4 Twitter Summaries

Andrea:  “I am super boring, and I love my kids and my husband.  Blah, blah, blah.  I really like The Bachelorette.”

Ashley:“IwanttobemorelikeHolly,soI’vedecidedthatthesecrettomakingtheviewerslikemeistotweetconstantlyaboutcrapnoonecaresaboutblahblahblahblahblahI’mtryingtocatchupbecauseshehaslike400tweetsandIamwaybehind!Ilovemythreefans!… PleasestopmakingmebeTeamCaptaineveryweek.Thanks.”

Erica:  Erica is delighted to be back in the house, for obvious reasons.  She made a couple of jokes about her and Kevin that suggest she’s a little hurt by him voting against her.  I can’t blame her.  Honestly, you should all just follow Erica.  You’ll be entertained.  She doesn’t tweet about her strategy, or begging for votes, or telling people what’s going on in the house.  But she is really funny, and I enjoy her feed the most out of all of them.

Gene: Gene is very bummed out this week,  because it’s the one year anniversary of his friend’s death.  He still has time to throw in some random hashtags, though.  Looks like we voted to let Gene supervise the other players while cleaning. 

Holly: •ªªoklnnm,dvsklj cdlnsunfpqw8 oeu fdslayulika9pr87oai ;jf;idasufio;anu sfio;dsafuioas;8r90[32840[qu;aijf lkasjfklasdjfksalhfo8734p09VOTEFORME!!![‘j;ladjfkl ausorawpo8ruiIHAVETHEBESTSTRATEGY!aids;kjasdlfal;sdkfjakl;suIAMSOSMART!!!09j;adsjadfmaderEveryoneunderestimatedme,andnowI’mgoingtowinbecauseImadesuchaboldunexpectedmoveIwin…. I would never throw a challenge, by the way…. aj;lsdjkf;jkdsf;butIamteamcaptainandIdidpickonlypeopleIhatetobeonmyteamandIwasvotedbackinoncesoIassumeyou’lldoitagain.ai;so8jsdf ;lasdf89a0sdf;jf;

Jeffrey: “I would like to send shout outs to everyone I have ever met.  Yes, even you.  Hi!”

Joy: “Kevin is a dick.  I heart Erica, Jeffrey, Stephanie, and Gene.  Also, I’m not playing Gene, and it’s insulting to both of us to suggests that I am.  We both know where we stand.  I love the viewers, the game is a learning experience, and it’s wonderful.”

Kevin: “I just realized that the viewers can actually help me win this thing.  Please vote for Robin.”

Mike:  “I’m not a jackass, I just play one on TV.  Ew.  Cleaning is gross.”

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Stephanie:  “Please bring Erica back.  I believe the creators of this show when they say that our most important alliance is with the viewers - so be aware that other contestants think you don’t matter at all.  I won’t say who said those things, but it wasn’t Gene, Erica, Joy, Jeffrey, or Andrea.  Thank you for bringing Erica back!  Yay, slutty trip to Italy!”