Live Feed - Monday, July 2, Part 1

Why the fuck is Holly standing in the living room in her bra?  Oh, OK.  Apparently, they were all in the pool.  Ori asks them to tell who they want to return and why.  

• Holly runs into the confessional to tell us that wants Robin back because Robin is on her team, because the house is split.  No one is surprised to hear this, Holly.  She starts babbling about respect levels.  The minute you tell me that Andrea has respect for anyone other than herself, I stop listening.  Holly then throws air kisses and asks people to follow her on Twitter.
• Gene likes Robin because she’s got a story for everything, but he can’t relate.  He wants Erica back, because they have lots in common and get along.
• Joy likes them both, but… Robin’s weird.  She comes off as fake and lays it on too thick.  Erica has more personality in her little finger than some people *cough*Ashley*cough* have in their entire body.
• Kevin goes for privacy, too.  Probably because he doesn’t want the rest of the house to see what a dillhole he is (I suspect that Joy, Gene, Stephanie, and Jeffrey know).  He tells us that it’s a game, and they need Robin back on their team.  He says that people who like Erica are telling you bad things about Erica instead of telling you thinks they like about Erica.  This tells me that he was not listening when Gene and Joy talked about why they wanted Erica back.  Kevin tells us that he’s in trouble if Erica comes back.  In more ways than one, jackass.  God, I hate him.  Note that he doesn’t really give you any reason to vote for Robin, other than he wants you to.  Then he starts saying that the other side is using name-calling and dirty tactics.  Is he playing the same game that we’re all watching?  Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Kevin.
• Ashley wants Robin back, because she’s still mad that Ashley called her a coward last week.  She keeps talking, but I’m distracted and not paying attention, because I don’t care.  Ashley says that it’s OK that Erica apologized, and she accepted it…. but she still hates Erica and wants her out.  So, in addition to everything else I can say about Ashley, it appears that she does not understand the meaning of simple words such as “accepted.”
• Andrea wants Erica out and just says it.  
• Holly then says, “Oh, yeah, Erica’s been gunning for me since Week 1.”  WTF?  Does she have no recollection whatsoever of voting against Erica in the first week, when the entire rest of the house voted against Alex?  Then lying about it.  Then admitting it and getting horribly offended that Erica didn’t want to hug and sing songs about how happy she was that Holly was trying to vote her out.  Erica had no problem with her before that.  Shut up, Holly.  
• Everyone else calls her out, and she gets pissed.  Ha!
• Jeffrey tells us that Robin told him and Stephanie that she was planning to leave the game by August 3 to go to a Bat Mitzvah and she’s a quitter.  
• ABC asks us if Stephanie’s tragic story changed our opinion of her.  I already thought she was awesome, so, no, I’m still voting for her, and it really doesn’t change my opinion.  Plus, I can read, so I already knew.  I have the internet!
• Stephanie confirms that Robin is not here to win, and she just wanted to take a stand against bullying.  The fact that Alex didn’t return apparently proved that during the first week.  So, that means that she no longer needs to stay.  Steph also tells us that she can be open with Erica, and Erica makes her a better person. She feels like she’s gotten to know the show that Robin puts on, but the real Erica.  Andrea looks pissed, as per usual.  DRINK!!!  Kevin also looks pissed.  
• Holly starts arguing with Stephanie over whether she likes Erica, and then freaks out.  Apparently, Stephanie is judging Robin by saying that Erica is more interesting.  Now, they’re arguing over whether Robin has a sleeping pill addiction.  Wow.  Stephanie is still trying to explain why she doesn’t want Robin to come back, but people keep interrupting her.
• Mike wants to see Robin’s strategy.  I…. think we did.  But, well…. it was scary.  Joy sad that she thinks Mike wants Robin back because she’s more easily manipulated.  He gets pissed and shows, again, what a complete dick he is.  Every time he does that, I hope he moves closer to being a Team Captain next week.  They’re fighting, again, and Ori interrupts and starts talking over them.  It’s getting more difficult for her to control the live feed, because they’re all fired up.
• Random shit from Twitter goes by.  
• Ori asks the players at what age they lose their virginity.
• Stephanie was 20 - she was a nerd, so she didn’t date in high school.
• Joy was 15, and she apparently had nothing better to do.  She said it was about experimentation more than anything else.  She wishes she’d waited.
• Jeffrey was 18 with a boy and 22 for a girl.
• Gene is celibate.  He doesn’t actually answer the question, that I hear, but says that he’s been celibate for the last five years.  He doesn’t elaborate, but I can only assume that this is a voluntary decision, since, last time I checked, they have hookers in Chicago.
• Ashley says she’s celibate, too.  Isn’t she pregnant?  Oh, she’s joking.
• Andrea was 20, and it was her wedding night.  I'm glad to hear that, because if she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night, she should have been stoned to death.  Deuteronomy, 22:13-21.
• Holly says she’s a virgin, but I don’t believe her.  I want to be clear - I’m calling bullshit for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that I dislike her.
• Holly seems like she’s probably a pretty popular girl.  There are only a few ways that girls become popular.  You have to be smart, pretty, funny, or slutty.  Or, preferably, at least two.  (Rich also helps, and will override the lack of all of the other qualities.)
• Holly is thin enough that most people may not notice that she’s not pretty, if Mike is any indication.  But she’s not thin and pretty enough for most people to like her if she weren’t also smart, funny, or slutty.
• We all know she isn’t smart.
• She’s really not funny.  She has no personality, other than being “hot.”  Being hot is not good enough to make people like you, unless you’re also slutty.
• She could be rich.  Her clothing and grooming habits suggest that either she has more money than I do, or very different priorities.  But, someone, I don’t see a spoiled rich girl going on a show of this type.
• What does that leave?  Not smart, not funny, no personality, painful to talk to, yet still popular?  Slutty.  
• Ashley was 17, but it was her first love, and it was really sweet.  She thinks other people should wait, but she shouldn’t.  Wait - what’s the word for when you do one thing and tell everyone else to do something else?  Oh, right.  She’s a hypocrite.  That’s not that surprising.
• Kevin was 16.  He was a father at 17, so that’s not a big surprise.
• Mike lies.  Shut up, Mike.
• Ori asks the viewers what they’d be doing if they were at home for the 4th.  Ori tells us that if nine people tweet her with #Nextplease, she’ll ask another question.  DO THAT!
• Joy would be at King’s Dominion with her friends and family watching fireworks. 
• Holly would be in San Diego with friends and family, BBQing and stuff. 
• This is boring.
• Ashley talks about sports and BBQ.
• Mike lies.
• Stephanie talks about a family BBQ in Cincinnati.  Apparently, her entire family winds up wearing shower caps and playing a game they call corn hole, but everyone else knows as bag toss.  Her family sounds like way more fun than my family.
• Jeffrey might be at the big gay barn, but would probably be having a roof party in NYC.
• Kevin would be working, because he’s a cop and he works every year.
• Andrea… I don’t give a fuck, so I’m going to bed.  I have an early flight.  Shut up, Andrea.
• Gene goes into another room.  He tells the viewers that he has a friend who died on the Fourth of July, so it’s not something that he would be celebrating.  A lot of people thought that he was lying or making up the story, maybe to take away from Stephanie’s story, or maybe not.  I really don’t think so, though, for two very important reasons.  First, there was a video posted on ABC.com where Gene talked about this, so the other people in the house already know.  If he did make it up, he made it up a few days ago.  Second, Gene has no idea what ABC is showing us in the final episode.  He doesn’t know how it’s edited, or what we’re seeing.  From the Tweets I saw from Erica, Stephanie told this story more than a week ago.  So, for all Gene knows, we saw that story and have forgotten it already (Ok, maybe not forgotten - it’s *really* sad.  But, it may not be at the forefront of our minds).

Anyway, at this point, we’re half an hour in, and I’m signing off.  I’ll be on vacation, so the remainder of this feed and the Tuesday live feed may be a bit delayed (I’ll be in the air when it airs)…. More when I return.  

Well, this next bit should be interesting, because I’ve been drinking.  Somehow, I don’t think that’ll help me contain my rage.

• OK, Gene returns to the living room, and they’re all just hanging out.
• Being Stuck in a house with random people, what is the weirdest thing any of you have done in the house so far?
• It’s too bad Robin’s not here.  She could take up the rest of the four hours all by herself.
• Joy has mooned everyone in the shower with the fuzzy glass.
• Stephanie tells about getting dolled up and talking in accents when she was trying to squeeze five gallons of orange juice.  Holly said she was helping squeeze the oranges to find soft ones, and that was also weird.
• Jeffrey has shared a bed with two different women in the last few weeks, which is a little weird.
• Every time Gene tries to use the bathroom, all the women are two feet outside the door, doing their makeup.
• Ashley says that it’s being in the bathroom, knowing there are people outside.
• Stephanie says it’s weird how much she’s begging for bleach, because of all the makeup on the towels.
• Joy says they’re all oddly comfortable with each other at this point.
• Andrea hasn’t said anything, but Steph throws her a bone with having peanut butter on her face.
• Gene asks to change his answer to “getting slapped in the face with a waffle”.
• Holly apparently got hit in the face with numerous pies.
• The camera goes in on Andrea, just sitting above everyone else on the red thing, thinking, and, yes, looking pissed.  She actually never says anything, she just sort vaguely gestures assent.
• Mike doesn’t say anything, either.  Neither does Kevin.  Apparently, part of their strategy is to refuse to speak during the live feeds unless asked a direct question.
• How does everyone feel about having almost everything decided by the viewers?
• Holly is talking about how fabulous it is.  She thinks she’s speaking for everyone.  Is she?
• Ashley says that it’s nice to have interaction from the outside world because they’re so isolated.
• Jeffrey likes it, because it takes some of the power out of strategic play.  The game changes every week.  You’re playing against yourself, because your biggest ally is your personality.
• Stephanie agrees, and she likes that it’s different from other shows.  You can’t necessarily use strategies that were effective on different shows.
• Joy and Gene also agree.
• Andrea, Kevin, and Mike do not comment.  Again.  Until Gene makes a comment about the 1/8 shirt and that’s when Andrea finally speaks up.
• She says that she loves the viewer control, but she has to go home to her family.  She will sleep in a bed with a man who is not her husband so, even though the viewers put her in the Enemies room, she’s sleeping on the couch.
• Joy says, “I don’t think you have to worry about Jeffrey, though.”  Ha!  Jeffrey:  “I 100% agree with that decision.”  
• Ori informs the players that they’re going to have a 4th of July Celebration.  Music plays.  The players vote for an “All American Meal” - BBQ chicken and pork.
• Gene is happy that the food is pre-cooked and just needs to be thrown on the grill.  Gene and Kevin carry the food outside where there is now a grill in the middle of the yard
• Joy is mad that Andrea yelled at her for mentioning not sleeping in the bed.  She’s talking to Stephanie. They didn’t know that it was a secret that Andrea wasn’t sleeping in her assigned bed, since she was making a big deal out of it.  Joy makes a comment like, “You won’t have to worry about it after next week.”  Oh, Joy, how I hope you’re right
• Cut to Holly and Andrea in the bedroom.  They take a moment to talk about the game and strategy.  She’s said that “going home to my family and friends” thing so many times, it’s starting to sound rehearsed.  They’re bitching and saying that other players are not playing the game in a respectful manner.  This whole spiel is so weird and self-righteous.
• Oh, good, Ashley’s joining them.  She’s so annoying.  Interesting, as soon as she enters, Andrea and Holly say they were just getting BBQ sauce and they’re done.  They don’t like Ashley, either.  I’m starting to feel bad for her.  But not bad enough to vote for her.
• Back in the kitchen, Gene is talking about how Kevin wore both mittens on one hand, or how Jeffrey didn’t wear the half shirt, and he was trying to differentiate people who didn’t participate at all from Andrea, who didn’t participate for moral issues.   
• My attention is drawn to Andrea’s current outfit, which is not modest at all.  I think it’s her swimsuit, but they make swimsuits that aren’t cut to your belly button.  I can see half her breasts.
• Back outside, the girls are playing dress-up with beads and stuff.  They’re walking around, and everyone is chattering.  None of it seems interesting or important.  Someone is easily manipulated?
• Holly makes antenna out of American flags.  It’s not cute.
• Gene tells Jeffrey they can’t have tequila because it’s not American.  Whoa.  The moment you start dissing tequila, I think you’re taking the game play too far.
• Stephanie and Jeffrey start making the food, while everyone else (except Joy)  plays volleyball.  Jeffrey decides to make like 10 different preparations, because they have all day.
• In the kitchen, Holly is freaking out on Gene.  She’s apparently upset that Jeffrey called Andrea an idiot… that was weeks ago.  It’s not relevant to anything.  She’s trying to talk him into joining their team, maybe.  Going on and on about respect and courtesy.  Holly, I respectfully and with courtesy ask you to please shut the fuck up.  You are so annoying.
• Holly leaves and Joy enters, and Gene is asking her why she’s so annoyed.  She tells him that they all just want Robin back to get her vote and because they can manipulate her, whereas Joy wants Erica back because she likes Erica and enjoys spending time with her.  Joy says the rest of them are all two-faced.  
• Gene says he’s going to go beat the meat.  Ha!  Masturbation jokes are funny.
• I must be tired, because all I can think is that “pork” is a funny word.  Stephanie keeps saying it.  Ha!  “Pork.”  Maybe it’s the way people from Ohio talk. They’re just BBQing.  Whatever.
• Ori takes a minute to tell the viewers that she’s answering our questions about the game now. “Hey, @TGHOracle, why aren’t the live feeds interesting? #TheGlassHouse”.  Did she answer that one?
• Gene is telling Jeffrey how upset he is over losing his friend, and this is all really hard for him.  Poor guy.
• Ori tells them that we voted on drinks, too, so they all file into the library to hear the results of the vote.  When she goes over the choices, I don’t remember voting on this, but, then again, I got annoyed and refused to respond to some of the 
• Holly says that she might drink a daiquiri, and everyone is really surprised.  It starts to sound like she thinks it’s just a fruity beverage and doesn’t know it has alcohol.  Stephanie actually asks her which is funny, but Holly.  Stephanie asks Holly if she drinks, because she apparently hasn’t drunk at all yet . She gets all defensive, starts talking about “just a sip.”  Then she says, “Nevermind, I’ll have sprite,” mutters something about starting a controversy, and storms out.
• Stephanie is very confused.
• They’re all talking about virgin daiquiris.  Did ABC know they were casting a bunch of non-drinkers?  Anyway, they get all of the above.  You can’t make a virgin Blue Hawaiian.  
• They take the drinks outside. I almost wish they were still fighting over whether Holly drinks, because that was at least interesting.  I expect the reason it was an issue at all is because you either drink or you don’t.  You don’t have to drink heavily, but most people who would make a point of informing people that they don’t drink aren’t going to take “just a sip.”  So, it looks like she’s telling yet another lie to endear herself to the religious crowd, or to Andrea, or both.  
• As everyone is making drinks and wandering, Holly is bouncing a beach ball by herself. That’s really sad.
• Joy comes over to talk to her and Holly is pissed.  Joy tells her that she can drink if she wants to, and Joy is trying to clarify to what level Holly does not drink.  They thought it was a religious issue.  She says that she’s OK, but she’s lying.  Joy offers her a “mocktail.”  Nice.
• They’re all wandering around, cooking, and not being terribly interesting.
• Joy asks if she should prepare virgin drinks for everyone.
• Jeffrey tells us that he doesn’t acutally know how to BBQ, and Gene offers to come help.  Someone else cooking!  Drink.
• Once again, Kevin and Mike sneak off to bitch about everything.  
• Kevin says that he’s sick of a “third year LPN thinking… but he trails off.”
• Then Mike says something about being forced to do something.
• Joy walks in as Mike leaves, and Kevin asks her how to boil water.  He doesn’t know how to boil water?  What the fuck?  Who doesn’t know how to boil water?
• The players comment on how boring this is for us to watch.  I feel bad for them.
• Andrea tells them all that she’s never had a drink in her life.  Then she admits that she accidentally drank spiked punch.  “But I didn’t swallow.”  Uh-huh.  Hey, Andrea!  Have you ever given a blow-job?”  “Well, once…. but I didn’t swallow.”
• Andrea also made a ridiculous headband with American flags.  She looks just as stupid as Holly. 
• Kevin tells us that the loves alcohol and drinks every night.
• Huh.  Stephanie apparently added hot sauce to her daiquiri.  She likes it.  Jeffrey thinks it’s interesting.
• Are you having a difficult time strategizing, since everyone just wants to be amicable?
• Stephanie says that, since you live together, there needs to be some mutual respect.  Otherwise, it would just be miserable and awful.  That doesn’t mean you can’t form bonds, play the game, and strategize.
• Holly is telling Ori that some people’s strategy IS to be amicable.  Then she tells us that she’s strategizing in the tweet room and, for the 1,100th time, she tells us to follow her on Twitter.
• Ha!  She actually does then walk into Twitter and send Tweets.  If I cared at all, I’d go see what they were.
• Back in the yard, Andrea and Stephanie are talking about how to strategize without being nasty.
• Mike says that he doesn’t understand why Stephanie is voting the way the viewers want her to.  She and Joy explain, again, that “your biggest ally is the viewers.”  Mike thinks that it’s stupid for her to form an alliance with the viewers.  Sooo… who’s with me in voting against Mike this week?  Mike is saying that Joy is belittling Stephanie (or Robin?  Ok, maybe Robin.)  He’s basically trying to start a fight and be obnoxious.
• Mike starts freaking out for no reason.  Joy is giving her honest opinion of Robin and the other players.  She’s right.  Mike also is talking about being honest and shit.  He also says something about building people up and not belittling them, which is horseshit, because he was sitting in the confessional calling them all condescending assholes.  
• Mike tells Joy that he’s not smart enough to put words in his mouth.  She’s nicer than I am, because whereas I would have thrown that drink at him, she said that no one is smart enough to put words into other people’s mouths.
• Stephanie starts joking about how women shouldn’t think or be smart.  Mike gets mad that they’re putting words in his mouth, but they’re apparently quoting him.  
• He yells, “I like to date a dumb woman!  What’s wrong with that?”  Seeing as how you could only get a dumb woman, that’s probably a good dating strategy for you, Mike.
• The music starts up and ends the debate.
• Now, Mike and Joy are talking about how amicably they debate. 
• Kevin says, at some point, they’ll all probably have to vote for each other.  Joy starts to get upset, but Jeffrey says that, as a base, he agrees.  Just knowing the nature of the game, which requires them to vote for each other, it is safe to say that most of them will have to vote for each other at some point.  Even at the very end, if it comes down to two or three people, they’ll each have to vote against the others.  That’s the only way to win.
• Stephanie says that she is going to try not to think about it too much until someone walks back into the house and they know who the team captains are.  Mike seems to think that thinking would challenge her.  Overthinking things isn’t going to help that much.
• Kevin tells us that, as much as he likes Mike, he would vote him out in a heartbeat, and Mike understands and respects that.  Kevin understands at least part of the game.
• Joy offers to buy Erica a real bed if she wins.  She’s adorable.
• To stop them from arguing, Ori tells the players all to do the Pledge of Allegiance to celebrate the holiday. Mike decides to stir up shit by asking who is going to refuse to say “Under God.”  Stephanie points out that the phrase wasn’t in the original pledge, which is true, and he freaks.  I think I’m going to stop recapping every time Mike, Kevin, or Andrea pisses me off.  That will mean much less typing.  Anyway, Steph says that she will respect the law that Congress passed in the 50s and state the specific language in the law.  Andrea thinks it’s interesting that it wasn’t originally there.
• Once again, Kevin and Mike hang back as everyone wanders inside.  They really are like teenagers looking for opportunities to make out.  Ok, Ashley and Holly are with them.  They’re talking about Stephanie and Joy.  They are, in fact, belittling, Stephanie and Joy, but Mike seems to think that’s OK.
• Cut to Stephanie and Joy.  Apparently, most of Joy’s family is in the military.
• Ashley, Holly, and Mike are now talking about people running into the walls.  That’s funny.  They ask Holly to belly dance.
• Yes, Ashley really is annoying.  I hope she leaves soon.  But not as soon as Mike, Kevin, and Andrea.
• They’re all just talking. Nothing interesting is said.
• Ori draws their attention to a giant net, so they can play a game.  The viewers get to decide between badminton and volleyball.  No one cares.  Ori tells them to drink and play volleyball.  That doesn’t sound safe.
• Andrea announces that they have a real volleyball, and not that beach ball.
• I honestly have even less interesting in recapping volleyball than anyone could have reading it, so I really wish I zone out.  I can’t fast forward, just in case something interesting is said.
• Ori tells them they’re going to answer private questions in confessional.
• Ashley:  
• Who is your greatest ally in the house?
• She has “a bunch.”  No, you really don’t.  They’re going to throw you under the bus the first second they have the chance.
• Anyway, she says it’s between Andrea and Holly.
• Andrea wins because she’s not a flip-flopper.  I really wish Ashley had seen Andrea’s confessional where she said that she would ditch her alliance in a heartbeat if the game required it.
• Who is your least favorite player not currently at limbo?
• It’s between “Snoop Dog” and Joy.  That wasn’t really a Freudian slip
• What a fucking bitch.  Apparently, they’re all calling Stephanie “Snoop Dog” because she walks in when they’re having conversations.  That bitch!  She wants to interact with her fellow teammates and not ignore than and generally treat them like crap?  What a terrible human being!
• Anyway, she also hates Joy, because she’s getting nasty and throwing people under the bus.  I really haven’t seen that from Joy.  
• She says there’s a lot of hatred, jealousy, and negativity from Joy and Stephanie.  I don’t really see either of them being jealous of her, since they’re both prettier, smarter, and less annoying.
• What do you think of the fact that Holly is a virgin, and do you believe her?
• She thinks it’s great that Holly says that, and she believes her.  She also applauds her.  
• Interestingly enough, she says she can’t judge Holly for being a virgin when she’s not.  I’m not sure how that works.  She couldn’t judge Holly if she were *also* a virgin.
• Gene is in the kitchen, narrating the volleyball game… with a very bad accent that I think is supposed to be British.  I could be wrong.
• Joy and Jeffrey are talking who is in limbo.  Kevin is a jerk for making out with Erica and then voting her out.   Mike is an asshole.  Joy says she’s waiting for them to ask her about Gene. It’s her turn, so that may be about to happen.
• Joy:  She’s so adorable.  She comes in and says hi to Ori.   Ori asks how she’s doing.  Joy shows her red white and blue lei and says, “I got lei-ed!”  Ori, “Well, that’s one of us.”  I love Ori.
• If you had the power to send one player home tonight, who would that be and why?
• Ashley.  She hates saying that because Ashley got the least amount of votes twice, and she wanted to help her.  They were becoming friends, but she feels like Ashley dumped her the moment the friendship became inconvenient.
• That’s not a bad reason.  Poor Joy.
• Is what you have with Gene real or is it more strategic?
• She knew someone was going to ask that!
• Joy takes a long time to get romantically involved in a sexual, emotional way.  
• She knows that he has a crush on her, and she has a strong friendship and affection for him.  It’s not strategic.  She likes him. 
• It sounds like she’s just not that into him.
• She tells us that, at this point, it’s not a romance, and she doesn’t know if it’ll turn into one.
• Have you forgiven Holly for lying at the beginning of the game?
• Joy says she’s forgiven her, but she doesn’t trust he.  
• She claims to really like Holly.  I don’t understand how.  
• Joy forms alliances with people she trusts, but it’s not strategic to form alliances with someone she can’t trust.
• Joy tells Gene that he’s not “crushable”.  Ouch.  Poor guy.
• Kevin:
• I notice you stay quiet during debates and discussions on live streaming.  Is that a strategy move?  Duh, of course it is.  Next question.
• He says that it is a strategy.
• “There are a few people in the house that feel like they know everything about everything.”  It’s not a debate if no one talks or everyone agrees.
• Basically, people get upset in the debates and he doesn’t want that.
• He actually does not make his positions clear.  He tends to stay silent.  So, he’s lying.
• Now, he says that he’ll only offer an opinion if asked.  That is more accurate.
• Out of all the players left in the house, who is the biggest drama queen or king?
• He says Joy, which is surprising.  I actually thought he would say Jeffrey.
• Apparently, she answers all of the questions directed at other players, and interjects her opinion in all conversations.  She has an opinion on every topic.  
• For some reason, she spent half of last week crying.
• Do you feel bad for hooking up with Erica and then throwing your rock at her?
• He’s laughing, and he says no.  What a fucking jackass.
• Making out with her was a mistake, it shouldn’t have happened, and that’s not why he’s in the house.  That’s not the question.
• Last Thursday was a very emotional day, they had too much to drink, it was just kissing, it shouldn’t have happened.  They didn’t sleep together.  
• The show was never about finding love, it’s a game, and someone has to go.  His vote had nothing to do with what happened.  That still doesn’t stop him from being a fucking jackass.
• He thinks that Erica would agree that it’s OK for him to throw rocks at her after they made out.  Somehow, I doubt it.
• He spends a lot of time talking about how it was a brief, quick kiss.  What we say lasted more than the 2 seconds he’s currently describing.
• Ori throws him out of the confessional.  Ha!  I love her.

That’s the end of the first half of the live feed.  God, Kevin is an ass.  Not just for the Erica thing.  For all of it.