Andrea: “The Glass House is fully of hypocrites. I am not one of them. The fat man walks alone. I miss my husband. Blah blah blah. If not for the Prop. 8 debate, no one would even know my name because I’m so fucking boring. I should be kissing his ass for insuring that it’ll be at least a few more weeks before I fade into obscurity.” The only thing about Andrea that is interesting is that we see that someone got a message to her in the house, giving her the Twitter ID that her husband created, because the ID she thought it was actually belongs to someone else. That’s very sad, because there is no reason at all for ABC to have done that, and it strengthens my belief that they want to help her win. Ugh. (The Twitter ID in question can be found here.)
Ashley: “Yay, yay, yay! This is so much fun!!! Woo-hoo! Yay, Glass House!…. People here are so disrespectful and rude to each other. I’m going to vote against Jeffrey because three days ago, he called Andrea an idiot and he only apologized 400,000 times for it. He’s so rude. Yay, Friday! I love everyone!” Is ABC putting happy drugs in her water, say, every other day to keep it interesting?
Apollo: “I am so zen, I just zened myself right off your TV. Peace, love, and understanding.”
Erica: “Why should Holly get to be the only one who tweets constantly? At least my tweets are coherent and entertaining. Wow, the Glass House is boring. Guess I should tweet some more. Robin has lost her mind.”
Gene: “I really like tagging celebrities and using made-up words like ‘showmance’, but I don’t really have anything interesting or important to say.”
Holly: “PleaseletmeoutofLimboandbackinthehouse!Isowwy!Ibebetter!Voteforme!LoveMe!!!YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I’MBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!ILOVEEEEEEtheViewers!!YakketyYakFansaretheBEST!!Istayhungry4thisgame&uallaremybackbone!YayGOD!!!I’MBACKI’MBACKI’MBACKI’MBACK!VOTEFORMEEEEEE!!!HAHAHAHAHALOOKATEVERYONELESED!DEARGOD,IWISHTHEREWERESOMETHINGTODOAROUNDHEREBESIDESTWITTER!!!!!!!!TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!GODGODGOD!(I’MRELIGIOUS,TOO!)
Jeffrey: “Living with a Mormon is hard, but good thing we both like French Toast casserole. Why are people more mad that I called Andrea and idiot than they are that she actively tries to oppress me? I hate Ashley. I love my mom. Yay my friends! Woo!”
Joy: “I like food and my friends.”
Kevin: “Seriously, I do not need Twitter to win this thing.”
Just for contrast here, I would like to take a moment to point out that, despite being in limbo last week, Holly has 311 tweets, and Kevin has 21. In three weeks.
Mike: “Yes, I’m a liar, and as asshole. I am way better than all the other players. I laugh at all the players that aren’t Kevin or Robin.”
Ori: “01010100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01110010 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101”
Robin: “I hate everyone in the this house, I hate playing the game, eff you all. Why am I here? Political debates are so tiresome, and people who don’t like having their rights suppressed don’t deserve free speech. Standing up for others makes you a bully. Oh, but I love all both of my fans. Hi, kids!”
Stephanie: “Mmmmmm, breakfast! I love Joy, Jeffrey, and Erica. Yay, nerds! I'm so bored, I had Holly teach me The Worm. And I'm making board games out of masking tape."
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