Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday Videos, Part 5

Jezzy, Chrizzy, ABC!  No video clips at all for a week, and then you post like 15 at once?  Half of them aren't even interesting!  Let's make a deal - you give me one or two a day, and you flag the really dull stuff so I can avoid watching.  That saves me time and the pain of carpal tunnel syndrome.

                            

Anyway, on to the final videos for this week (probably....)


Balloon in Shirt
Mike is wearing Robin’s mouse ears and he’s put balloons in his shirt to create breasts.  Joy’s are still bigger.  He’s talking to people in the kitchen that I can’t see.  Joy says that they need recycle bins in the kitchen.  This should be Monday night after the live feed, but I swear I see Holly sitting in the background.  It must be right after the second challenge?  Anyway, Mike turns to Gene, Holly, and Kevin.  Kevin bitches about the producers using them to produce a reality show.  *gasp*  The horror!  Anyway, he’s upset that they’re toying with his emotions.  Joy says that this whole experience has helped her appreciate her time alone.  She jumps up and slams her breasts against Mikes.  Then, she tries to pop them with her breasts.  In the background, Holly tells Erica that they’re creating Uggs for men, and Tom and Giselle are the masterminds behind the operation.  Huh.  Gene and Mike are playing some weird Karate Kid game.  In case you're wondering, men's Uggs appear to look just like women's Uggs.

                                                      
Jeff Catholic
Jeff and Holly in the kitchen with Mike.  This is right after the conversation with Mike and Holly, I think.  Jeff is making lunch.  He’s telling them that he’s always been very self-aware.  He’s aways been perfectly OK with who he is, and he realized that other people in his school were not, but that he would meet others like him.  Mike says that is must have been really hard to hear stuff like that.  Am I the only person out there who went to a Catholic School that didn’t teach that gays are bad?  I have never appreciated my parents as much as I do at this exact moment.  The conversation moves to food prep and dishes.  It’s a short clip.

Cats
I was hoping for actual felines but, I’m not stupid.  Jeffrey is in the bottom of the red thing.  Erica comes up, and he asks if she’s going to sit on top of him.  Instead of answering, she meows.  When she climbs up, he starts batting at her.  They have a mini  -cat fight, then make up and start purring.  Seriously, can we just have an entire hour of these two every week?
Dance Class
They’re all wearing mittens!  This must be from last Friday.  Mike is in the living room, and Jeffrey is teaching Andrea and Stephanie a dance.  He’s cheating!  His mittens are on his feet!  Cheater!!  Erica comes in, and Jeffrey takes them all through the dance.  Andrea says the dance was really funny when he did it in their challenge.  I did not see dancing as part of the bizarre flying birdhouse challenge.  I’m confused.  The best part of this dance is that they’re all wearing mittens as they’re flinging their arms around.  I like that Mike, sitting in the chair, is following the arm movements perfectly.  He jumps up and decides to join in.  He shoves Stephanie aside so he can be in the middle.  Ashley is watching and giving them a little music.  I think Joy is with her.  I don’t see Holly or Apollo, which makes me wonder if the limboed players have already left the house.  Hmmm…  Anyway, Roll, snap, roll, snap and push it on back!  
Jeff Bathroom
Jeffrey tells a story of playing sports when he was ill.  Apparently, the coach wouldn’t let him go to the restroom.  I’m sorry… I can’t recap the rest of this video.  If you have weird poop issues, don’t watch it.  The best part is the punchline, anyway.  “I told you I had to poop!”

                                                

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