Make Baseball
Mike, Kevin, and Gene are in the yard, wrapping socks around something. Gene, “As long as it’s tight, it should be ok.” Erica: “That’s what he said.” HA! I love her. They pack the socks and wrap the whole thing with tape. They’re getting rather excited as they’re doing this. C’mon, really, ABC? Can we send these poor guys a real baseball? Anyway, they seem rather pleased with their final product. Poor guys.
Haircut
Gene and Kevin are in the bathroom, talking about men’s hair. In the background, we see that Robin was not lying about cleaning the bathroom, as she wanders in with rubber gloves and an armload of cleaning supplies. I can see like 30 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in the shower. Funny. I’m telling you all this because I don’t give a flying fuck about Kevin’s hair, and this video is not interesting. Gene cuts Kevin’s hair. Aunt Robin opens the door to tell Gene that she’s going to call dibs on the bathroom because she’s the only one that cleans it. Um… she’s already in there, with the door shut. Who needs to call dibs? Anyway, Kevin offers to cut Gene’s hair. Wow. Really, ABC?
Heated Debate
Kevin and Andrea are together, as usual, sitting in chairs in the living room. Mike, Stephanie, Gene, and Joy are sitting around the island in the kitchen. Gene is saying that, if gay sex is wrong, then all pre-marital sex must be bad. You must hate gay people, adulterers, and fornicators. But, the religious people DO discriminate against all of those people. Ashley goes into that old, “hate the sin love the sinner” spiel that we all know is FUCKING BULLSHIT. Anyway, Andrea feels OK chiming in now, because she gets to spew her Mormon garbage. She says that we’re all sinners? *gasp* I thought Andrea was perfect?! Isn’t that what she says? Stephanie says that Andrea has been very consistent, so she assumes that Andrea would also vote against allowing people who have pre-marital sex to get married. This is wonderful, because she says it with a completely straight face. Andrea: “Mmm-hmm.” Yeah, right. There is no way she would vote to outlaw premarital sex. This is fucking priceless. So, the sin is not being gay, it’s having sex outside of marriage. But you won’t let gay people get married, you fucking liar. If the whole problem was that gay people have sex outside of marriage, why can’t they get married? Problem solved! And now I’m really lost as to how she views gay people in Iowa, Massachusetts, New York, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maryland, and those 12,000 or so couples in California. My brain hurts. *deep breath* Sorry. I will stop, as soon as I note that Kevin was almost certainly not married when he knocked up his girlfriend at 17. Does she judge her perfect boyfriend? Does she hate his sin? Anyway, I’m so outraged, I didn’t even notice that the video ended. I hate her.
P.S. As debates go, most of the “heat” in this one was from my commentary, so don’t let the title fool you.
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