Friday Video Clips!, Part 1

Video - Joy and Ashley Pics
Thank you, ABC, for the empty video file.  OK, it’s working.  I think they just wanted to force me to refresh so they could make me watch a Home Depot ad.  The ads are 10x louder than the videos.  I’m deaf now.  Nevermind, I lied.  ABC made me go deaf and watch a Home Depot ad for nothing.  I’m going to start shopping at Lowe’s.  Way to go, ABC.

Video - Act Like Girls

After the second challenge, Andrea is blowing up balloons in one chair next to Kevin.  Erica is on the couch.  Jeffrey walks in wearing a wig and sits next to Erica.  We hear Kevin tell Andrea that, when you’re on the winning team, stay out of the discussion re: who to vote out.  Oh, Kevin.  If I had my way, neither of you would ever be on a winning team again.  And it’s so sad, because I really wanted to like you in the beginning.  Erica and Jeffrey are being silly and hilarious on the couch, and the camera is on them, but I’m ignoring them, because you can actually hear Andrea and Kevin’s conversation behind them, and it’s far more interesting, from the perspective of the game.

Kevin tells Andrea that there really is strategy, and anyone who thinks there isn’t is in for a shock.  Andrea agrees.  She says that they have to play a game, even if it’s not a dirty game.  They say that Gene played dirty, but it’s only going to backfire on him, although he really shouldn’t have undercut his captain like that.

They’re playing some sort of “act like silly girls” game.  Jeffrey says that Erica should count to three, he’ll drink a full glass of beer, and then they can give each other breast exams.  A couple of minutes later, Erica counts to three and watches him chug his beer.  It’s so much funnier than it sounds.  After he confirms that his lipstick is OK, he grabs her boob and Kevin is annoyed because he can’t get away with that.  They declare themselves BFFs and talks about how pretty they are.  Apparently, Jeffrey is now going by “Maggie.”  Erica wants to lock “Maggie” in the closet.  Then she tells us that “Maggie” is weird and “kinda hairy.”  This is so unbelievably awesome and I am sad not to have been a part of it.  It cuts out with them still just being ridiculous and laughing because, God, they’re so freaking bored.  The clip ends with Kevin offering to help Andrea blow up some balloons.

                                                       

Gene’s Plans

Still after the challenge.  Robin asks Gene what he would do with the money, and he says that he doesn’t have any debt, so he would invest some of it, then going to Vegas to have a good time, take some great vacations, and put it into his world record attempt.   He points out that he’ll lose like 40% off the top to taxes, but I’m not sure he knows how much all that other stuff he mentioned is going to cost.  Getting “top status” at Vegas?  You have to gamble a LOT.  Anyway, he wants to achieve the  “longest unassisted fireburn.”   I have to google that, but my friend Google doesn’t know.  Huh.