Hmmm… starting late again. Whatever.
- They’re doing an art project? With minimal supplies. Ok….They’re painting a mural. We are asked to vote on whether they should paint their most memorable Glass House moment, or a moment they would like to forget.
- Please, please tell me we can see Erica paint Kevin voting her into limbo after making out with her.
- We cut to the bathroom, where we see Andrea trying to get Erica on her side, and Erica not buying it at all. That’s also a clip from last week. Hey, ABC, maybe we could see more of this shadiness and backstabbing on the actual episode, which at least some people watch, instead of the live feeds, which are essentially just me, Steve, and Ori.
- They all want red to paint Kevin from a couple of weeks ago
- Ok, they're supposed to finger paint a mural about the show.
- As they’re painting, Ori asks them who drinks the most and who gets craziest after drinking?
- Andrea says it’s Joy because she gets drunk and emotional. Joy agrees - she says that everyone warned her not to get drunk and emotional, and she failed.
- Stephanie says that it’s also Joy - her glasses are larger than everyone else’s.
- Jeffrey points out that he’s also drinking a lot, but he still thinks it’s Joy. OK. Jeffrey is about 5 times Jeffrey’s size. If they’re drinking equal amounts, she’s still drinking a LOT more than he is, based on percentage.
- Erica doesn’t think it’s her, which is interesting, because she’s the one we see being drunk and bizarre the most.
- Stephanie says that Mike drinks more, volume-wise, than most of the others, but he has a higher tolerance than the others. He accuses her of “casual racism” against the Irish, but then he says that Kevin drinks about the same, beer-for-beer.
- They all agree that they were “over-served” the Jungle Juice, and it wasn’t their fault they all got drunk. But Gene and Jeffrey do not want less alcohol to be provided in the future.
- Who is the lightweight of the house?
- Many of them, including Stephanie, think it’s her. She says that it’s technically Andrea, because she drinks the least. She gets buzzed fast. Sounds like she’s a cheap date - she cuts the booze with tonic water.
- Mike says that Gene is a lightweight, but Gene says that he just drinks responsibly.
- Ha! Steph just said what I said about being a cheap date! She can hear my thoughts!
- Who complains the most?
- Jeffrey says it’s him, and no one disagrees.
- Ori brings up morning complaining, and they call Erica out for not being a morning person. I don’t think that’s the same.
- Ori tells them that she’s going to ask them questions re: the game and strategy in private. They can bring someone, but don’t have to.
- Mike is first.
- What is your definition of a bully, and who do you consider to be a bully and why?
- He defines bully in a manner that makes Noah Webster both spin and sob in his grave, then says it’s Joy,
- Do you trust Jeffrey and his open lines of communication?
- Mike says that he has no reason not to trust Jeffrey, or to think he’s lying.
- I’m fairly certain that, if I were to go back through the other recaps, I would find him saying otherwise on the videos and secret live feeds.
- Jeffrey is next.
- They’re all getting the same bully question. What is your definition of a bully, and who do you consider to be a bully and why?
- He thinks the bully was Alex, who is gone. He answered this earlier.
- He does think that Kevin and Andrea have exhibited some bullyish behavior.
- Who in your alliance annoys you the most?
- Gene, but it’s less annoying and more that Jeffrey somehow doesn’t know where he stands.
- Kevin:
- Bullies, again. Blah, blah, blah. He thinks Jeffrey, Joy, and Erica are bullying Andrea and Holly, because he also doesn’t understand what being a bully is. Being the only person who has a belief in a given place doesn’t make you a minority where the rest of the country is passing laws to put people down. UGH.
- What is the worst thing you witnessed in the house?
- Does it involve kissing girls and voting them into limbo?
- He’s bitching about a “fake” showmance between Gene and Joy. He claims that every time the cameras are off, they act completely differently. The thing is, I’ve seen all the videos and live feeds, and I’ve never seen any of it.
- Ori asks him why he thinks it’s fake. Kevin is apparently the master of love, because he can tell just by looking at people if they care about each other. He thinks it’s phony that she doesn’t want to kiss him on demand just for votes but she kissed Jeffrey during that weird game where everyone kissed Jeffrey. Can I stop recapping Kevin, too? I hate him.
- Stephanie: She takes Erica with her, because she has no secrets.
- Mike says if she truly had no secrets, she would take Mike or Andrea. Whatever.
- They’re going to ask her about bullies again.
- She defines “bully,” because she knows the definitions of words, unlike some of the others.
- Alex was the obvious bully. Ori interrupts and tells her to talk about now, and she says it was Mike. Apparently, we all voted Mike as the bully on Monday? Did I miss that? I mean, I did vote that way, but I didn’t see it. She’s upset that he yells at her and tells her to shut the fuck up for no reason, or starts spewing profanities at people, and it’s all just unnecessary.
- Who do you think is the weakest link in your alliance and why?
- She’s afraid that we think it’s her, but she doesn’t know why. Kevin told her that the #Fanswers are telling them that she will turn on them.
- The thing that worries Steph most about the group is Joy, because she can be very emotional, and emotions may not benefit them in this game. Erica agrees.
- Why did Andrea paint her entire face?
- More bullies. Seriously, this is obnoxious. They’ve been asked about bullies 100 times. Ask about something else. They’ve all answered it, and they’re all defining it in the way that they want.
- Are you trying to switch alliances?
- Nope, she’s just being a sneaky bitch. She wants to bring more people into her alliance. I like them all together…. far, far away from me, where I never have to see or think about them ever again.
- Gene brings Joy with him.
- Bullies. *Yawn*
- At least he knows what the word means. Yay, Gene!
- It’s Mike. Yes.
- Is your relationship with Joy just for show and to have the viewers favor you?
- Gene can’t speak for Joy, but he means everything that he says about her. The look on her face as he’s talking is cute.
- Joy approves his answer.
- Gene says that Joy is one of his best friends in the house, and Ori asks him to seal the answer with a kiss. He kisses her hand. Awww! What a gentleman.
- Joy starts to leave the booth, but Ori calls her back. She’s mad that Ori told Gene to kiss her in front of everyone.
- “What was up with that kiss?” Joy is upset that Ori put them on the spot.
- Bullies. She basically parrots Gene’s definition, and Mike is the closest thing to a bully.
- If your alliance was broken up, who on the other team would you join with?
- Joy hates the word “alliance,” as do I.
- There is no one on the other side that she would team up with. She would put 100% of her faith in her alliance with the viewers. Good for you, Joy!
- Erica.
- She also knows what a bully is. She thinks the word is thrown around too much and doesn’t really apply to any of them.
- If you had to down the line work with Kevin or Mike, would you, and how would that make you feel?
- She doesn’t trust Kevin, even though they have a good rapport.
- Poor Erica. She’s got such a huge crush on him that she can’t even admit that he’s been a complete jackass to her.
- Oh, look! It’s after four. That was fast!
- Instead of putting me out of my misery, Ori asks them to explain their artwork in 30 seconds or less.
- Kevin has Alex giving the #Fanswers.
- Jeffrey painted himself calling Andrea an idiot. I’m not sure why, unless it’s too remind us that she’s an idiot. :)
- Mike says that Joy called her a racist. She actually didn’t - not really. I saw that feed.
- Erica drew the day she met Satan Incarnate, a.k.a. Alex. Jeffrey wants her to elaborate, but she doesn’t think it’s necessary. I agree.
- Stephanie drew the moments before the challange where, immediately before it started, Mike screamed “SHUT THE FUCK UP” for no reason.
- Andrea drew going to limbo. To quote Mike, “Shut the fuck up”, Andrea.
- Joy drew herself drunk and yelling at the Fourth of July.
- Gene drew Alex in Joy’s underwear, with no noticeable bulge. He “truly want[s] to forget that moment.” Jeffrey agrees, as he was looking for a bulge and saw nothing. Erica said, “You couldn’t tell he was a boy.” That’s wonderful. I’m glad this feed is ending on that high note.
- As soon as they think we’re gone, Joy calls Mike out for his comment on the mural.
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