Live Feed - Wednesday, July 11, afternoon feed

• They’re all sitting in the living room, talking about some sort of performance.  Does this week’s challenge involve putting on plays?  They’re talking about costume changes and stuff.
• The music starts, letting them know that the live feed has started.
• Ori tells them that there are no questions, and they have an hour to entertain us?  We’re supposed to tweet what we want them to do.  
• Erica and Mike are climbing under the covers in the friends room.  Are they all taking naps?  Huh?
• Erica invites Kevin to talk to her under the covers.  They dive into bed and start meowing.  Andrea walks up.  For a second, she looks really upset.  HAHAHA.  I didn’t realize Mike was still there.  He was hiding under the covers with them.  
• Erica leaves the room, Andrea walks in and closes the door, and we hear Mike say, “Seriously, how do we get her out of the house?”
• They say that they want her out next week.  That’s unfortunate, because I want one of them out next week.
• Erica climbs into a twin bed with Joy and Stephanie, and they all sing the Spoon song again.  They discuss their slutty trip to Italy.  
• Stephanie says that she hears something in the next room, so she goes to investigate.
• Jeffrey and Andrea are learning a dance.  What on earth is going on?  Ok.  It’s the dance we saw Jeffrey teaching everyone before.  Did Andrea forget it already?
• In another room, Gene is telling Joy that he doesn’t think the viewers would like it if someone volunteered for limbo, assuming that the viewers would save him.  It depends on the player, I guess.  I would vote for Erica or Stephanie to come back, no matter what the reason for going into limbo.  Because the show would suck even more without them.
• Andrea and Holly are bitching about someone.  Shocking.
• Andrea goes around and starts killing flies, and Holly screams at her, because they have a challenge coming up.  That’s funny, actually.  They sit back down.
• I wonder if we’ll get to see the challenge on tonight’s feed.  #QuestionsThatWillBeAnsweredSoonEnough.
• Jeffrey has put on a pink afro wig and a leopard caftan.  I would love to raid his closet one of these days.  He and Kevin are just sitting on the couch, awkwardly.

                                                                  

• Holly changes into a bikini.  She, Joy, and Erica stage some kind of pillow fight.  What. The. Fuck?  This is so weird.
• Jeffrey suggests putting on lipstick and making out with the girls.  He’s so bored that he’s actually playing chess alone, so it’s not surprising that he thinks kissing girls would make it more interesting.
• Gene and Joy decide to just hang out in the Friends room and chat for the rest of the live feed.  I’m OK with that.  I refuse to recap any more until something else happens.
• Apparently, Ori saw my tweet, because I get to vote to ask them to do something else.
• Erica bursts in and tells them they’re boring, and insists that they do something else.  Joy offers to make out with her.
• Thank you, Ori, for telling them that I’m bored and asking them to do something else!
• They have a food fight.  Now I’m bored, and sad that they’re wasting even more food.
• Erica carries a bunch of pillows and blankets into the living room.  I get all excited, because I think they’re going to build a fort, but then they don’t.  I’m sad.
• Oh, OK.  She’s doing her “Crazy Aunt Robin” impression.  
• They decide to act normal.  Holly wants to walk around mostly naked, and Stephanie will clean….
• Stephanie tells us that, clearly, they’re not actors and actresses.  I wouldn’t go that far.  They could all just be extremely terrible actors and actresses.
• Jeffrey is teaching us the dance.  I’ve seen the videos, so I already know it.
• They replay the videos from yesterday’s live feed, as I actually begin to cry.
• We get to vote on whether they should discuss pollution or sharks.  How is this even a question?
• Erica and Jeffrey share a very awkward and bizarre bleach.  I haven’t been so uncomfortable watching people make out since the episode of Queer as Folk where Emmett tries to go straight.
• Ori asks them if anyone else wants to make out.  Kevin and Gene get very, very close, but, of course, no cigar.
• Erica wants Gene and Joy to kiss, but they say that they want their first kiss to be a special moment and not a forced live feed.  I agree with both of them.
• THANK GOD.  Ori tells them to discuss a headline.
• She reads a story about a shark stalking someone in a kayak.  The man made it to shore, and was totally fine.  Apparently, he didn’t really know the shark was there until he was safe.  That’s not a really interesting story.  
• I no longer want to hear them talk about it.  
• Ori asks the players who are the sharks in The Glass House and who are the paddlers?
• Joy wants to know if they can have a private moment, or if they have to say it in front of everyone.  Gene tells her that she has to do it in public, but Ori tells her that she can go anywhere she wants.  She invites Erica to go with her.
• They both think it’s Andrea.  She lies like a used car salesman.  Ha!
• They act out Andrea telling Joy that Gene is playing her, and then telling Gene that she only said that to get a reaction.  I’m glad someone else sees what a bitch she is.
• Stephanie tells Joy and Erica that  Andrea said Kevin and Mike are some kind of “wounded sharks.”  They were trying to be sharks, but they don’t have the numbers.  What?  Anyway, they decide that Andrea is actually a barracuda.
• Andrea says “The shark of the house is ME!  Because I’m honest and I tell the truth and I play the game.  People can’t trust me because I’m HONEST!”  She’s pretending that it’s a joke, but she’s pissed.  It’s unfortunate that she doesn’t understand the real reason that everyone hates her, because she’ll never change.
• Gene, “You stole my speech.”
• Erica, “I don’t think she’s as happy as she pretended to be.”
• Mike says it’s Joy.  She jumps on his back, using one hand as a fin, and pretends to attack him.  That’s adorable.  Mike is probably less amused.
• Jeffrey wants to clarify what a shark means to him, because he thinks there are several.  
• A shark can be smart and make a lot of maneuvers, so that’s Andrea.
• He can be a shark and “chomp down” when necessary.
• Gene and Kevin can be sharkish, as they glide easily through The Glass House waters.
• Erica calls Joy a “nurse shark.”  Everyone groans.
• Stephanie says that she doesn’t think the division of teams last week was a coincidence, and she keeps winding up on a team with people who throw stones at her.  She asks if she’s becoming a “paranoid wackadoodle”.  It’s like she’s been reading my blog!  HI, STEPHANIE!  (Not that I’ve said that - but I’ve been using the word a lot to refer to everyone else.)
• Holly says they’re all sharks.  She’s not even exempting herself from that.
• Gene considers the people who can win to be the shark, but he is the bottlenose dolphin, the shark’s natural predator.  Everyone fears the shark, but the shark fears the dolphin.
• Mike is a beta fish, and Andrea is a whale.  HAHAHA.  She’s all offended.  I think she thinks Gene just called her fat.
• Joy is a sea bass?  This is what I get for going to read my email.  I’m so confused.
• Kevin, as per usual, hasn’t commented at all.  Ori calls him out and asks him to answer.  He says Gene is a shark, but he likes him as a dolphin.  Then he says that Holly is right - each of them has a little shark in him.
• Ori tells them that we’re done.  We’re not.
• They scatter to clean up?  
• Andrea sits on the couch, stroking her hair.  “I am so much better than everyone else.  I’m so hot.  All the other girls in the house are just mean.  They don’t respect my religion.  I’m so wonderful.”  Ok, those words aren’t coming out of her mouth, but you can see them in the strokes of her hair.  Trust me.
• They’re still talking about the shark thing.  Why?  
• Oh, right.  Cleaning up the food fight.  Steph makes everyone lunch.
• Gene and Joy are snuggling in the Friends room again.  I’m going to go watch RuPaul’s Drag U.