Twitter Feed Recaps

As you probably know, ABC has given all the contestants their own Twitter feeds.  One fan kindly put them all on a list so we don't have to subscribe to all of them, for which I am eternally grateful.  Check it out:

https://twitter.com/#!/CLwGH/tghplayers

If you don't want to actually read them all, here's a summary of what the players have tweeted as of around 5:30 PM EST on June 15.

Alex

"Blah, blah, blah.  I'm a tool.  Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll eat some worms.  Douche.  P.S.  I cut my finger."

Andrea

"Listen more, be patient, I don't like Dodgeball (boys are mean!).  I love my husband and my kids."

Apollo

Super happy to be on the show.  Loves his wife, loves his life, loves being on the show... kumbaya.   Claims we'll see drama when the show airs.  I hope he's right.

Ashley

"I love The Glass House, I love the fans, please vote for me.  Watch the show.  Hello, fans!  I have lots of fans.  Being on the show is wonderful."

Erica

Erica's tweets are actually funny, so you're better off reading them than my recaps.  Plus, they're all over the place, so I'm not sure I can.  I could copy paste them all, but that's lame.  Also, she has an animatronic cat named "Mr. Fluffles."

Gene

"I'm not going to say anything of any relevance or importance, but I will tag every celebrity I can think of so millions of people will see my tweets."

Holly

PleasevoteformeI'lldoanythingIhaveastrategyI'mplayingthegameFun!VoteforMe!Strategy!Yayfans!IwillsayanythingandIcan'tstoptalkingbecauseIthinkthatIwillgetmorevotesifItweetsomuchthatthefanscannotstopthinkingofmeIwillinvadeyourhomesandtakeoveryourchildVOTEFORME!!!WorddiarrheaBlahBlahBlahSomebodypleaseshutmeupI'mgoingtowin!!Ihavethebestgame!Yay!!!Vote!!Yay!!!

Jacob

"I REALLY REALLY REALLY love my girlfriend.  A lot."

Jeffrey

I really wish Jeffrey would tweet more, because his tweets give us a lot more of his personality than we see on the show.  My favorite?  "Hi Mom!  I hope you figured out Twitter."

Joy

"I love all the other players.... wait.  No, I don't.  Love yourself, live for yourself, kumbaya."  She must be friends with Apollo.  "Watch and vote."  She also comments on things happening in the house, in the way that they make no sense to me at all, but hopefully will on Monday.

Kevin

"Hi.  I'm on a TV show."

Mike

"What's Twitter?"

Robin

"Hello.... good-bye......good-night......good morning.... I love Holly.  I was mad at her, but I forgive her.  We have vegetables and champagne."  Robin seems to be the best at telling you what's actually going on, but ABC, naturally, won't let her reveal any real information.

Stephanie

"I am so smart.  Everyone else in here is so smart.  Let's all love each other, 'mmmkay?"  Her tweets imply that she thinks she'll be able to read our responses, because she asks about things like going commando or dying her hair.  I'm just not convinced that ABC will actually let her read our responses. I guess we'll see if she mentions it on the show at some point.  "Yes, after I got 10 replies, I successfully avoided panty lines."  She hasn't, as far as I can see, tweeted back to anyone.

None of them are following anyone, so I assume they can't, and I haven't seen any of them tweet replies, so I also assume they aren't allowed to see anything ABC doesn't want us to see.

And.... it's going to be a long weekend.