Live Stream - Wednesday, June 13

Wednesday, June 13

• Alex and Joy talking.  Joy tells Alex that he’ll be in limbo this week.  He seems upset, but she said she’d rather be honest.  The creepy fake-Siri is talking to them at this point, and they’re ignoring it, so I don’t think they know the live feed has started. 
• Erica is hung over.  Giant sunglasses.
• Faux-Siri tells them that the players are calling it “Fari” and the players are saying The Oracle, and it asks to come up with a better name.
• Faux-Siri commented on the fact that the viewers were complaining that they were being called “fans” and not viewers.  Everyone started laughing.
• F-S told the players to tell a story to help get a loyal following. 
• Options - three magic lamp wishes vs. biggest regret or mistake in life and why.
• Players want the magic lamp question (esp. the men).  They go wandering and chatting while the players decide (total cacophony).  They’re allowed to separate and tell their stories separately, if they wish.
• Andrea’s shirt says “I love Kris,” so I assume that’s her husband’s name.
• Alex and Jacob whining about going to limbo - Jacob says biggest regret was photos/resume he sent out, and he rejected a 3 year contract from a modeling agency (biggest agency in the world???)  Alex thinks the game is ridiculous.
• Stephanie is wearing a shirt that says “I love nerds”.  I have that shirt.
• Biggest regret wins (of course)
• They’re ignoring F-S and playing beach volleyball.
• Their biggest regrets or mistakes:
  
  
  • Stephanie:  She wanders into the Twitter booth.   She’s talking about how she didn’t date in high school or college at all, and she dated the first guy who came along because she had no experience or knowledge in that area.  Didn’t go away for a big internship, didn’t have the confidence, thought she should just stay with him because he liked her.  She’d like to tell 18 year old Steph not to give up things for that guy and to be more confident.
  • Robin: Also Twitter booth.  Has graduate degree in C.J.  Could have worked for USA, or all kinds of awesome federal jobs.  Went home to visit sick relatives, got married, had daughter, and never went into the field she loved.  She is officially too old to get those jobs now.  Says she shouldn’t have played it safe, but, at the same time, it all worked out, and she’s had an amazing life.  Mentions sex blog.  Glad that she can be herself, and she doesn’t play it safe anymore.
  • Mike: Some other room behind glass.  Was driving in his car, hit something, stopped, got out, realized that he ran over a bunny.  Seriously?  That’s his biggest regret?  I hit a bunny once.  Whatever.  Anyway, Mike’s bunny was suffering, so he got back in the car and backed back over it, wanting to put it out of his misery.  Apparently, ran over the poor thing like 7 times, then realized that he killed the mother of a ton of baby bunnies.   He somehow thought the best option was to kill all the baby bunnies.  Mike just alienated PETA and all the animal lovers.
  • Kevin’s biggest regret is that, because of his young daughter, he was never able to serve in the military.  Shut the fuck up, Kevin.  “I am Captain America!!!  LOVE ME!”  Also, you just told America that your daughter is your biggest regret.
  • Joy: (I love her shirt).  She doesn’t regret anything she has done that affected her life, but she regrets things she’s done to hurt other people, like the father of her child.  Says they were young and made mistakes.  Of course, she doesn’t really say what she did to him, but she wishes she’d been a better friend to him.
  • Jeffrey:  Jeffrey doesn’t believe in mistakes - only opportunities to learn and grow.  He doesn’t regret anything, either.  He may regret not answering the question if America gets mad his cop-out.
  • Jacob:  Talking about modeling again.  STFU, Jacob.  You’re a douche, and you’re not that good-looking.  Wait - how did his three year contract become a two-year contract?  LIAR!
  • Holly: Regrets not allowing people into her life and being secretive?  Now, she’s talking about donating money to support cancer research.  That’s not a regret.  I think I missed something, because she’s boring.  HA!  Siri interrupted to ask if that’s a “future regret.”  Awesome.  Now she says that she regrets not spending time with people in need.  She’s freaking 20.  Whatever.
  • Gene: Regrets losing an awesome girl by being a tool.  He faked his own death to get out of dating her?  What. The. FUCK?  ***Ok.  I watched again, but what he actually said was even dumber.  First, he said it was a mistake, but he doesn’t regret it.  What an ass.  Anyway, she was everything he could ever want - she was way too good to him, and, when she went to Europe for three months, he didn’t want to talk to her.  She would call and he would rush her off the phone.  They broke up, and he was so upset that he faked his own death so she would call him.  WHO CALLS DEAD PEOPLE?  She thought he was dead and never forgave him, and, for good reason.
  • Erica: Regrets not going for what she wanted after college.  English/Poly-Sci major.  Got engaged, broke it off because she never took the time to get to know herself.  “Otherwise, I’m just riding along on this pleasure cruise we call life, folks.”
  • Ashley: Spent 5.5 years in a relationship with the wrong guy.  Settled, put herself aside and was therefore completely miserable.  Acted like it was great, but it wasn’t.  Now she’s just randomly talking about her new boyfriend and how wonderful that is.  So, it all worked out. 
  • Apollo:  Twitter booth.  Sold out his principles to chase success, money, etc.  Caused lots of pain, decided that he needs to be true to himself.  No schemes, no screwing people over… this is not a regret, dude.  Biggest regret was selling out for success.  Which, I don’t think worked.  “I’m playing a really interesting game, some people are going to love it, some will think it’s weird, I’m just going to keep it honest.”  He’s tweeting while sitting there. Weirdo.
  • Andrea:  Regrets having a C-Section with her second child.  What??  Oh, OK.  As a result, she can only have 3 kids, but no more.  Wants to know if she can have vaginal delivery?  WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS?  Oh, and her family is perfect, but she wants more kids.
  • Alex: Biggest regret was making friends with Jacob, putting a target on their backs because everyone wants to break them up.  Wishes they’d pretended not to be friends.  What a fucking douche.  Jacob looks shell shocked.  “My biggest regret in life is being friends with you.”  What a dick.  Anyway, they might not be friends anymore.

• The viewers voted for Guess the Sketch over a personal story?  Ugh.
• They divide into two teams - girls vs. boys. 
• Erica is sketching first for the girls.  Apollo for the boys.
• They asked which team should draw first.  So, the players have to pick their noses for like 30 seconds.  There has to be a better way.
• There’s only one bathroom?  What?
• One team on each side of the room, draw on glass door.  If they don’t get it, the other team gets one chance to steal.
• Mike brought someone breakfast in bread this morning? 
• Apollo: Bull in china shop vs. Chicago bulls?  They actually got it.  Alex is a douche.
• Erica: kick the bucket vs. staying alive.  Robin got it.  That's awesome.
• Jeffrey:  Eat my words vs. kiss my grits.  This is apparently a saying somewhere, because they got it.
• Joy: Vincent Van Gogh or Eddie Van Halen.  I don’t think she knows who either of them are.  She’s not actually drawing anything, which makes it hard for them to guess.  They’re all just yelling shit out.  DRAW, DUMBASS.  She got van.  The girls had no idea.  The guys guessed Jean Van Damme.  His name is Jean-Claude, dudes.  Apparently, that was Van Halen?  Really?  A guitar might have helped.
• What sporting event results should be shared?  Stanley cup or NBA?  The girls would rather have Bachelorette results.  Awesome. 
• Faux-Siri likes racquetball.  :)  Viewers chose Stanley cup finals.  Apparently, LA won.  I didn’t need to know that.  Steer clear of stones?  What?
• Andrea said she hopes her kids aren’t watching the stream.  Alex is freaking out and being a jerk because he doesn’t want to be a target.  Alex isn’t listening to anyone.  And… cut.