Live Feed - Wednesday, June 27

• Holly is back in the house!  The rest of them are gathered in the living room.
• Ori tells us that only the online viewers know that Holly is back.  Gene says, “Yeah, the online viewers and everyone on Twitter.”  Ha!
• Someone asks if the Glass House feels like home yet.  
• Steph says it feels like a dorm, Mike says it feels like a chalet, Holly says it’s AWESOME after limbo, and Erica said it feels like an insane asylum.  Ashley says that the people are weird and untrustworthy, but that happens at home, too.  Jeffrey says it’s “home” like he knows where everything is, but he doesn’t have the people that he associates with home.
• Andrea says that home is where the heart is, so she’s split.
• Erica says that this is a million times better than home, having walls and a bed, so please, please let her state.
• Gene is loving the friends room.  He would like to stay in the friends room.
• Random people welcome Holly back.  No one cares except Holly.
• Ori agrees to play music for the Glassholes if they do something for her.  They have to pair up, and one pair is a threesome.  Gene is a threesome with Holly and Ashley.  Erica and Stephanie form a threesome with Dr. Fluffles.  Somehow, someone can’t count and Kevin is partnerless.  He winds up with Robin.  Ori asks us to tweet dances for them to do.
• Each team presents themselves - Kevin and Robin (Ori asks, “Are you sure that’s who you want as your partner?” Ha!), Mike and Andrea (Team Ma?), Stephanie and Erica (“WeirdoNerdo), Jeffrey and Joy (“SexyFlair”), and Holly, Ashley, and Gene (“HAH”).  I missed Kevin and Robin’s team name.  Oh, well.
• Apparently, they’re having a dance off.  We vote on the Robot vs. the Worm.  The Worm wins.  I don’t think I even know how to do that.  As they wait for the music, I vote for the Moonwalk over the Twist.  
• The moment the music starts, Jeffrey drops to the ground and starts writhing.  Joy looks at him for a beat before she joins in.  It’s hilarious.
• Robin does the worm on top of Kevin which is awkward and horrifying.  I’m not the only one who thinks so, as Kevin asks her what the fuck she’s doing.  Thanks, Robin, for almost making me vomit up my delicious cupcake.  Bitch.
• If Erica and Stephanie were really smart, as the only girl/girl team, they would stand and worm up against each other.  They’re apparently not that smart - nor are they terribly coordinated.  But, watching them is far more entertaining than the others, especially when they reject the dance entirely and decide to act out a mama bird feeding a worm to a baby bird.  That’s awesome.
• Andrea acts like she’s fishing and she’s put Mike on a hook and tossed him in the water.  She reels him in, and they swap.  
• Wow.  Holly and Ashley look tiny next to Gene.  Are they like three feet tall?
• Damn.  Holly actually knows how to do the dance, and she kills it.  She’ so good, I’m not even looking at the other two.
• We all voted for Moonwalk, naturally.  Or, I’m the only one voting.  We’re then asked to vote on the Funky Chicken or the Roger Rabbit.  I prefer the Running Man.
• Gene points out that maybe three people on the planet, including Michael Jackson, can Moonwalk.
• While Jeffrey and Joy are essentially walking backwards, we see Erica and Stephanie putting waxed paper on their feet.
• Kevin ignores the dance and pretends to be walking in zero gravity.
• Between the waxed paper and the wood floor, Erica and Stephanie do OK.  They try singing, though, and ABC won’t let us hear it.  Are they just bad singers?  Guess we’ll never know.  Ori thanks them for cleaning the floors.
• Andrea does the least awkward Moonwalk of any of them as Mike gives up entirely and does the Worm again. 
• It appears that Gene is one of the only three people on the planet who can Moonwalk.  Their team deserves to win.  My favorite part is Ashley, who could win awards for her “just standing there” abilities.
• They all gather to do the funky chicken, and then take turns with… Ok, I think that’s the running man.  Maybe it is the Roger Rabbit.  What do I know?  Have I mentioned that I can’t dance? 
• As they form a dance circle, Ashley finally shows us her moves.
• I see a poll asking me who danced the best, but the only option is Robin and Kevin.  Ummmm… No.
• Someone says that “Assley” is a professional dancer.  What?  Who can’t pronounce “H”s?  I hope it’s Olly…. er… Holly.
• They dance while they wait to find out who danced best, so I begin to paint my nails.
• Holly, Ashley, and Gene won.  I’m not sure how, since the only voting option was Robin and Kevin, but whatever.
• Ori tells them that we voted on what they should have for lunch today.  Party subs or a liquid lunch.  Robin says she would prefer the juice.  Juice is not lunch.  It’s barely a beverage.  Erica would also like juice, because she thinks they’re all getting fat.  Juice wins!  
• I wasn’t paying attention.  Are they making their own juice?  
• Ori tells them to close the drawer because she has more stuff for them.  They wait, and then they receive crates of fruits and exotic veggies.  They are making their own juice!
• Joy and someone else is “helping” Gene carry a crate, until he points out that’s silly.  They wander away, and everyone takes their fruit into the kitchen.
• They ask whether they’re allowed to mix the fruit with other stuff, or just the fruit in the drawer.
• We’re asked to vote on whether they should tell a crazy story from their jobs or discuss a time they were speechless.  A few of them say they’re not sure they’re allowed to talk about their jobs.  That should be interesting, but I take pity and vote for “speechless.”  I must not be feeling well.  Perhaps I should go lie down.  Jobs it is!
• Erica: Currently a waitress in a weird, seedy area.  Nice bar, though.  They get “crazy homeless people.”  I wish Apollo were still around to hear her say that.  Apparently, Homeless Ida comes in every Sunday and starts spitting on all the men in the bar.  That’s… an interesting hobby.  What are y’all doing next Sunday?  I have an idea.
• Stephanie has some sort of juicer issue, which is ironic considering that she had to do gallons of orange juice by hand a few days ago.
• Stephanie: She does manscaping interviews.  She has to ask men all about their body hair removal, from start to finish.  The interviewee apparently over-interprets the question, so he tells her that he starts in the shower, and then has to “get the area warmed up” as part of his shaving routine.  Awesome.  He told her that he whacks off in the shower.  Ori sounds a little horrified as she calls Andrea up next.
• Andrea:  She tries to share the name of her dad’s tire shop and ABC takes it out.  HAHA.  She works with all her giant Mormon family.  I wonder if they refuse to sell tires to gays.  I bet their gay money is green enough.  She tells a story that I’ve actually heard before….. something about how she walked in, and the customer said something like, “Dude! now I see why you work here, she’s hot!”  And he said, “Ew! That’s my sister!” Shut up, Andrea.  If that’s the second time *I* have heard the story, you must tell it a lot. You’re not that hot.
• Joy: Joy’s a nurse.  She was giving an old man a sponge bath, his wife walked in and said, “Are you cheating on me?” and the little old man said, “First come, first served!” HAHA.  That’s hilarious.
• Ashley: They were doing pro bono work as a paralegal for a client that broke out of jail.  She got an anonymous letter that was all weird and stalker-like, which is creepy.  Luckily, the guy was re-arrested before he tracked her down.  
• Kevin: Talking about a little old lady who was caught shoplifting, so she took off at 120 mph.  She crashed her car, flipped it over, and landed upside-down on the barricade.  Not to be deterred, she gets out of the car, and pulls a baby out of the back seat…. I’m not sure I buy this story.  It’s weird.  It doesn’t sound entirely honest, but he says there’s a dash-cam video.  Hmm…
• Jeffrey: Jeffrey tells us that he had to quit his job for The Glass House.  That’s a bummer.  He’s mad, because everyone else gets to take leaves of absence.  He used to process reimbursement requests for the President.  He’s never gotten a raise in 6 years, even though he sees other people getting more money and sees income increasing.  One day, he got a receipt for reimbursement for a 75 cent candy bar.  That’s so bizarre and effed up, because they didn’t even pay him enough that he didn’t have to steal toilet paper from the janitor’s closet.  
• Holly:  Works at either American Eagle or Abercrombie.  Oh, sorry, “retail.”  So, three ladies come in, they’re laughing, asking for her number, etc.  She’s not gay, so she didn’t want to give it.  They kept talking to her and hitting on her and - apparently, they were from the WNBA.  Huh. Suuuuuure.  WNBA at Abercrombie?  
• Gene: He has the best job ever.  He had to run around the corner and get shot.  I never get to do that!  Anyway, as he’s filming over and over, he can see a person in a nearby house in her room, getting ready to go somewhere.  Her friend leaves.  Some dude shows up, looking all confused, and knocks on the door.  She’s finishing her preparations, she opens the door and…. she’s so clearly disappointed.  She lets him in, and then 5 minutes later, he sees her calling her roommate to come.  Then he got yelled at for watching this chick’s weird blind date instead of doing stunts.  Huh.
• Robin: She tells us yet again that she’s a sex blogger.  For some reason, she went to a convention of “lunars”, who need balloons to have sex.  Huh - Robin just taught me a new fetish.  Then, she tells a story about being a dominatrix, which is weird, because that’s not her current job.
• [pause] Ori: “Sorry,Iwastakingnotes.Mike!”  HAHAHA
• Mike:  You know this story is B.S., so whatever.  Why was there a groom at a bar mitzvah?  If the groom at the wedding is so drunk he’s throwing up on all the guests, I would cry.  
• The viewers voted that the stories were so-so.  Ori is still talking super fast, which is funny.  

Wow!  It’s over?  That went fast.  It only felt like an hour, not 11 hours.  Ori returns to her normal speed and tells them to steer clear of stones, and they all think it’s over, but it isn’t.  

• Mike tells Stephanie to stop with the juice, since the camera are off.  They all keep making juice.
• Stephanie notes that the viewers are always choosing the weirdest option.  She’s glad that viewers like “weird stuff” as that bodes well for her and Erica.  Hmm… I like her and Erica, so this theory may have some merit.
• Andrea starts talking about how she loves juice.  Joy wants to make everything into juice.
• Stephanie wishes she’d had a juicer last week.  They cut to Erica coughing, and she doesn’t look so good.  Hopefully, it was just an awkward moment.
• Ashley is randomly singing words, which I note only because I like her voice.
• Mike makes a sandwich, and Robin confronts him and tells him that it’s not OK.  Mike says, “This is my snack.  I’ll still have juice for lunch.”  Cheater!  Everyone else is drinking the juice.  I think Jeffrey made it, with help from Stephanie and Ashley.  That’s it, except Gene comments on the sandwich in a way that sounds like he may be sharing it.  Couldn’t see.