Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Live Feed - Tuesday, July 31, Evening


Thanks to G for helping me with this one, since I wasn't in a position to watch the feed and, well, I'm on vacation, so I don't want to spend all day watching it on YouTube.
  • Starts on a giggle – lifesaver mints comments and a look at Andrea …
  • Andrea thought she was going to die young (before 20) – now she gives herself to her mid-80’s.  If only...
  • Hangin’ w/ Erica & Kevin … 
    • Kevin likes the Dave Chapell jokes … about smoking just knocking of your wheelchair & diaper years
    • Steph & Gene are yawning.  Steph is thinking about taking a nap.  Soooooo … Jeffrey IS taking a nap.  Yawn ..
    • Yawn … Seriously, nothing is happening.
  • Ori – Hello?  Are you listening? Vote for Gene or Holly to come back … ends at 9 pm pacific time
  • They’re talking about the previous bird in the air toss challenge … oooooh!  How others did in the previous challenges … Was Andrea not really trying at ski ball?  Or does she just suck at it?
    • Feed seems to be looping.  Shocking, right?  ABC screwed up the technical bits again?
    • Steph gave her team as much as they gave her.  The wouldn’t communicate to her & she didn’t talk back.  
    • Windmill challenge – Steph suggests that Andrea & Kevin didn’t try, because they didn’t really try to help Holly.  They basically kissed Holly good-bye when they saw who the team captains were.
  • Back to the Alliance
    • They’re talking about the tweets
    • Erica has gotten so drunk that she’s sent tweets and doesn’t remember what they were.  “Now America knows that I’m a hot mess.”  Oh, sweetie.  We knew the second time you climbed into bed with Kevin.  Possibly earlier.
    • Kevin – is suggesting to be ridiculous w/ the tweet #.  #BabyJesus #ChicagoBulls #theword#
    • Our demographic = …
    • Their demographic – young, single partiers
    • Andrea:  We’re not hitting the same demographics.  Your demographic seems to be people who give a shit enough to actually vote, so shut up.
    • Erica thinks the popularity order is …Andrea, Kevin and then her 3 … maybe … maybe tied w/ Jeffrey.
    • Andrea thinks she & Kevin have the exact same demographic and Erica should split the vote.
    • Who should be pitted against who in the end …Maybe they should all just leave!
    • Kevin:  “I see your #TeamHollywood and raise you a #TeamWorld”
  • TeamBrokenBonds
    • Gene & Steph still talking about each of the challenges & how they tried or didn’t, and how others did or didn’t try.
    • Challenge 1 –  Stephanie tried & was glad she did.  Well, yes.  She won.  Gene said he & Apollo disagreed, which lost them time.
    • Challenge 2 – Pillow tossing as if in the bird challenge.  Gene explains that he did what he could to catch the bad throws (from Holly) and to toss to a moving target (Mike).  Explaining that he didn’t try to throw the challenge.  Blah blah blah.
    • Gene regrets not kissing Joy before she left.  But… wait.  Erica told us that they made out early on.  Is Gene… *gasp*… LYING TO US?  NOOOOOO!!  (Ok.  I don’t care).
  • TeamAlliance
    • Kevin talking about Ashley …
    • The Fauxmance is over … no is the Nomance
    • Kevin says if he & Mike were on The Amazing Race together, they’d miss every flight b/c they’re hungover.  That would be awesome, because we wouldn’t have to see them.
    • Kevin & Ashley apparently said they’d stay out of each other’s way and he woke up one morning thinking they wouldn’t talk to each other for 2 weeks.  And then Ashley said “Morning, Boo!”  Really?  That would make me dislike her more, not less.
    • Andrea comments how it’s funny that they fight & make up, fight & make up, like an old married couple.  That’s because Kevin wants to ruin your perfect marriage and perfect life and do naughty things to you, then vote you out of the house.
  • They’re all pretty bored.  Waiting for something to happen.  “What does Ori have in store for them?” they wonder.  They’re not the only ones.  I’d rather be listening to the rain outside.  It’s more peaceful.
  • Stuff happens.  Actually, it doesn’t.  I’m lying.  This is so boring.
  • Steph & Gene in the kitchen – 
    • Dream world … Gene wins … Takes joy on a dream date … to Disney world.
    • Kevin drives a Honda accord.  Bought it used.
    • Kevin has no desire to be in a Ferrari or Lambourghini.  He wants a Shelby GT650.
    • He’d get Erica a … what?  A less cool miata.
    • Kevin is a believer in the Mustang.
    • sorry, brain had to wander for a couple of mins …
  • What’s going on ?  It’s 7 pm and we haven’t heard anything.  Take that ABC.  We’re just going to bed.  They randomly speculate on what may or may not happen.  Since I’ll know soon enough, I don’t care.
  • Technically difficulties.  My feed just went completely black.
    • It’s a relief, really.  Ahh… listen to the rain …. Best part of the entire feed.
    • Oh, there it is.  Darn.
  • They’re serving dinner and you KNOW that they’re extremely BORED when they’re making up their own songs.  (Well, OK, Stephanie does that all the time, anyway.  But not everyone else.)
  • Steph said that as captain for the last 2 weeks, she was given a choice for teams (Teams of 2 or three) and type of challenge.  She said she picked overnight endurance challenge, but then retracts & said she’s joking – can’t tell you what type of challenge.
  • Now they’re looking at the caricatures …
    • Did Steph just compare Kevin to Obama & Ryan Gosling in 1 minute?
    • My feed is frozen.  I can hear them, but the screen is stuck.  Whatever.
  • They have been sequestered to the bedroom area & they’re still waiting to find out what they’ll be doing …
    • What?  So, Steph says that they told her that the audience will choose the teams (I don’t see any vote for this).  Is she just messing with them?  
  • Would you rather …?
    • Have thumbtacks deeply embedded under the nails on one hand or spend a whole night at the circus w/ your family?
      • Does a thumbtack have to be enough just to stick?
      • No, has to be bloody jammed into there.
      • Circus have little people?  Carnie people?
    • Would you rather be murdered by a serial killer OR take a nice 45 minute nap at home while its raining outside?  I’m not sure they understand this game.  I’m going to try my own…
    • Would you rather have to watch the Live Feeds of The Glass House over and over for the rest of your life, or go blind and deaf?  
  • Literally, nothing is happening.  I’m not just whining about being bored - I’m bored.  Nothing is going on.  Andrea is doing laundry & unpacking her suitcase.
    • Looks like we’re watching her b/c she’s the only one up.
I’m told that, after this feed ended, Joy and Mike were brought up the tubes and the players were told that we voted on bringing one of them back into the house IF one of the remaining players would like to take a certain amount of money and go.  Different sum flashed across the screen.  Unfortunately, I can’t fucking find the goddamn feed, I didn’t see it, I’m having a shitty day, and I hate this stupid show.  So, I give up.  If I see Mike’s smug, asshole-y face when the stream starts today, I quit.

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