Live Feed - Tuesday, July 24, Afternoon

• Initially, we see Andrea trying to speed-apply her makeup before the feed starts.  It’s noon.  Shouldn’t she be up by now?
• Ori reminds us to vote.  I guess the polls are open until 5 pm EST.  I thought it was 3:00 pm, so this is good.
• Why did Ori send them hats and poles?  Sailors and fishermen are different things.  I can already sense that this will be a mind-numbing hour.

                              

• They’re fishing in the hot tub.  Ok.  They pull out a randomly tweeted question and answer it.
• Ok. Kevin gets to ask Joy anything he wants, and she’s going to go in private and tell us, but he doesn’t get to see it.  This is stupid.  He says to tell us her favorite thing about her daughter.  
• Gene is asked how he feels about players “throwing” a challenge.  He says it’s a personal choice, but he wouldn’t do it.
• Kevin pulls two balls, and he can’t get one to fall, so he just grabs one.  He’s asked if the show will change his perspective on life.  Whatever.  I’m bored.
• Erica takes a random moment to throw out a thank you - apparently, she stole all her roommate’s clothes before leaving.
• Stephanie is asked what she’ll miss the most - her friends, obviously.  She will not miss being able to buy her own food.
• Andrea says that, if she won, Kevin would be the runner-up, but only after she says all this bullshit that being runner up makes you a loser.
• I randomly vote to make Andrea talk like a pirate for the rest of the hour.
• Erica is asked if she’s ever considered quitting the game, and she hasn’t, but she’s had some health issues that made her close.
• Joy is asked which family member or friend she’d want to talk to.  This is an obvious question for Joy - her daughter.
• Gene is asked who the biggest drama addict in the house is.  Joy, duh.  He says Erica, though.
• The other idiots watching this voted to have Kevin talk like a pirate, and he’s not doing it.  That’s why I didn’t pick him!  Anyway, his question is “viewer’s choice,” whatever that means.  Oh, we’re voting for someone else to ask Kevin a question.
• Naturally, Erica wins.  “Who do you think the fakest person in the house is?”  He goes to answer in private, unlike everyone else.   Ori says that he has to talk like a pirate. He says Gene is the fakest.  I’m glad Kevin knows how terrible his accent is.
• Apparently, when I was falling asleep, the viewers voted that someone had to talk like a parrot for the next 25 minutes.  Dear lord, I do not want to listen to that.  I have a headache already.  Of course, Erica wins.  
• Stephanie is asked whether she’d rather have every hair plucked from her body or have her nails ripped out.  She goes with the obvious answer and says hair.  Ripping fingernails out is torture!  Hair grows back!
• Andrea says that the first thing she would do if she won was pay 10% to the Mormon Church.  Then, she’d take her family on vacation.  Ew. The Mormons do NOT need more money to put people down.  
• Erica is asked who snores/moans/talks in their sleep.  She says Kevin probably snores.
• Only 19 more minutes.  
• Joy gets another player’s choice.  Is freaking Kevin going to win again?  Why does everyone love him so much?
• Nope.  Gene this time.  He asks her which two people she wants to be standing with at the end of the game.  That’s a good question.  She says Gene, obviously, and that it’s tough to choose between Jeffrey and Steph, but she would pick Jeffrey.
• Gene is asked what he’s faced with that he didn’t expect when entering the Glass House.  He didn’t expect to make any friends or like these people.  
• Kevin is asked about sharing a bathroom with a bunch of people.  NO ONE CARES!  Please, for the love of God, stop this torture!!!!!!  This is insanely boring!  I can’t even make it funny!  Fucking fuck - this is awful.  Fuck my life.  
• At this moment, the only thing I want in this world is for this live feed to end so I can go enjoy the next five hours of my life.
• Stephanie is asked what’s the first thing she’ll do when she leaves The Glass House if she wins. She says, either way, she’s calling her family immediately.  She misses her mommy!  Poor Steph.  I guess her mom called the day before they took her phone and she missed it, and she’s sad.  If she wins, “Mom! We’re going on an amazing vacation!”  If Steph’s mom is reading this, hope I didn’t ruin the surprise.
• Andrea is asked who the most attractive player in the house is.  Duh - herself!  She says it’s Kevin, but she’s lying.  She spent weeks telling us how hot she is.
• Erica gets a player’s choice.  I know this, because I’m told to vote on who should ask her a question before I see her do anything.  
• Erica asks again if we think anyone would ever marry her.  She’s making me very sad with all this.  She’s beautiful, and she’s funny, but her insecurities are taking her over, and she’s turning into a hot mess.
• Not surprisingly, Kevin asks her a question.  He asks who on her alliance she trusts the least.  She says she’s most worried about Gene, because she called him out.  Is she crying?  Joy asks her if she trusts Kevin more than Gene, and Erica says yes.  OMG SHE’S DEFENDING KEVIN OVER GENE AND SAYING IT’S OK THAT HE THREW STONES AT HER.  That might hurt her.  She trusts Kevin more as a person.  Joy starts questioning her, and she says, “I didn’t realize there were follow-up questions.”  It comes off as funny, because she’s stuck talking as a parrot, but it would have been really bitchy in her normal tone.  Not that I blame her, but it created an awkward exchange between the two of them.
• They think we’re signing off, but we’re not.
• Andrea is stealing the Glass House props to take home to her children.  Really?  That’s tacky.  She’s so honest.
• Joy tells Kevin that her comments were not personal toward him.  It’s about the game.  He gets separating.  He’s also not really listening to her.
• Kevin pulls Erica aside to talk about what happens when Jeffrey comes back.  I guess he’s worried that someone will tell Jeffrey that he was talking smack about him?  
• I’m so sad to be watching this, I don’t even notice when the feed ends. Oh, praise Jesus!  I am free!…  Until 9:00 p.m.  I hope to see Jeffrey’s face at that point.